Indi, IN is kit fisto not the most hardcore jedi you've ever seen?

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  1. Jedi_Gepper Jedi Master

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    A compliment perhaps, but I think it far more admirable for a being of Kit Fisto's talents as a Jedi to use them in that capacity rather than pursuing a career not quite so noble. Luminous being, he is, you see, not crude matter...making more crude matter, in my opinion were he taking up that particular alternate career.
  2. EMERALD_GREENE Jedi Master

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    Ya gotta do SOMETHING between movies ... 3 yrs is a long time between paychecks. [face_devil]
  3. yodafett999 Jedi Master

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    Maybe Kit doesn't have lofty ambitions or a particularly high opinion of himself. Maybe he suffers from low self esteem. A man's gotta do something to keep warm.

    Poor Kit.
  4. Jedi_Gepper Jedi Master

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    He clearly does not have a self esteem issue. His confidence is in abundance. Plus, I think the Jedi probably get some government stipend, so money isn't an issue, nor is food or shelter. Thus, Kit Fisto can go on saving the galaxy one hacking slash and bright smile at a time.
    Also, why does no one answer my question? (My apologies to Zuckkus for commandeering his thread, by the way.)
  5. QUEEN-KARENDALA Jedi Master

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    Gepstersl... in defense of the dudes posting... its purely a natural link for them to hear the word "hardcore" and think "porn"... that whole word-association thing... they can't help it...

    ;)
  6. yodafett999 Jedi Master

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    I just go where the debates take me :)

    Besides, it's really more his name than anything else. He should be quite popular with certain fetishists.
  7. Emuboy Jedi Grand Master

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    Kit Fisto rocks my socks.
  8. Jedi_Gepper Jedi Master

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    You know, QK, you're right. What was I thinking? No matter how I try to phrase things, it always gets misinterpreted or jumps to that particular topic. For me, I just don't like to ponder alien Jedi in such careers. However, I now officially drop the topic.
    To stay on the actual topic, Kit's still cool.
  9. R2-B9 Jedi Knight

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    Kit Fisto takes the "winning smile" title away from Lando Calrissian, no holds barred.
  10. Club_333 CR Indy Knights Indianapolis, IN

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    kit has come a long way since his first appearance in m.i.b. for a child actor (much less an alien child actor) to continue his career after being in such a high profile movie is laudible. i mean, all those years in between movie gigs, i'm sure he probably had a hard time finding work. there's the obvious type-casting that occurs. i'm sure there were more than a few casting agents who said, "sure you spit up on will smith. who in this town hasn't?"

    then there's the name- kit fisto. it doesn't really scream /action hero/ to eleven on the dial. try saying, "i'm fisto, kit fisto, jedi knight." i'm sure that he got lots of laughs. i'm sure his casting agent begged him to change his name, "kid, kit just does not sound tough. bruce, sly, those are names that make a villain shake in fear... and what's with this fisto name? is that dutch?"

    but kit persevered. he got a callback from the lucasfilm people. sure he smiled and was happy. he found a part he was perfect for on screen. but what now? typecasting is a hard mistress- ask mark hammill. i'm sure all kit's going to see from now on are roles like /swamp creature/ or /species 3/. a far cry from the shakespeare that all aliens want to play. does he retire after episode three? does he do broadway? product endorsements?

    as far as a stipend from the republic, jedi don't acquire wealth. they are forbidden property. i'm sure they'd do to him what they did to yoda- drop him in a swamp and tell him to call it home! 900 years of service and not even a gold watch...
  11. sidra Jedi Knight

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    I hear he has inked a deal to make a school special film about tooth care. :)
    It's better than nothing. He still has to pay the bills. ;)
  12. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

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    ahem, to answer your question gail, i think kit would win.and i appreciate you being here defending my hero
  13. Jedi_Gepper Jedi Master

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    I'll always be here to defend Kit Fisto, Zuckuss. After all, if it weren't for the good guys being so awesome, the bad guys wouldn't look half so cool. It's that whole balance thing.
  14. Anna_kin Jedi Knight

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    I just got back from Target, and while I was in the toy section looking for pokemon cards for my brother I felt the Force pulling me toward the Star Wars action figures. I couldn't resist looking for a Kit Fisto figure. Guess how many I found. One. So either they don't stock very many or Zuckuss isn't his only fan.

    A few problems with the porn thing:
    1. I don't like it
    2. Who would star opposite him? I'd think most people would find green tentacles unattractive...
    3.Attachment is against the Jedi Order!!!!!
    4. Do they even have porn a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?
  15. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

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    im sure twi'leks would enjoy staring opposite him.
  16. whojedi Jedi Master

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    Oh yeah, he could "take care of" like, what, 18 or 19 chicks at the same time with those dreadlocks.
  17. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

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    i found the kit fisto fan club in the attack of the clones boards. im so happy. i love kit soooooooooo much!
  18. thraken76 Jedi Knight

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    Kit has a big future in Japanese Anime. They love that tentical stuff.
  19. yodafett999 Jedi Master

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    Kit Fisto Hentai! Wave of the future!
  20. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

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    Please back away from the Pornanime references...I wouldn't want to close Zuckuss' beautiful Fisto thread by being "the man" and bringing the hammer down....Like Poof would if he were fighting Fisto.
  21. Anna_kin Jedi Knight

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    By the way, Zuckuss, you're gonna hate me for saying this, but Obi-Wan could so totally kick Kit Fisto's butt, any day, any time, any planet.
  22. Jorg_Sacul_from_C2 Jedi Knight

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    I don't know... maybe if he got lucky, Obi-wan could beat Kit, but it would be a long, drawn out fight. Kit looks like he enjoys whoopin' up on baddies a little too much. I think there is a touch of darkness in him. But then, that is what makes Mace such a badass. He skirts the darkside, he isn't all meditation and sittin' on pillows. Oh, now there's a fight--- Mace vs. Kit!
  23. Anna_kin Jedi Knight

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    Mace could definately kick Obi-Wan's butt, but I don't know if he could beat Kit Fisto. I think Obi-Wan could beat Kit but it would definately not be easy.
  24. OriginalBryGuy Jedi Youngling

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    I don't know...Kit has all these tentacles coming out of his head. If he spins too much they all fly out and it's easier for one of them to get sliced off, by and enemy, or himself! haha..

    Kit, pretty cool tho. He really has come a long way since Men in Black hasn't he?
  25. zuckuss1138 Jedi Grand Master

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    nobody could beat kit.
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