Indi, IN is kit fisto not the most hardcore jedi you've ever seen?

I don't think Obi-Wan would win against Kit.. I think Ewan McGregor would! I mean, the guy DOES know how to fire an M203 grenade launcher! (Lol)

 

Ewan McGregor is cool!!!!! See my icon? He IS Obi-Wan. Forget that old guy in the classic trilogy, it's Ewan McGregor all the way.

Ooops. This is supposed to be a Kit Fisto thread. Sorry, Zuckuss.

 

both have mullets...

 

from now on this thread is for kit fans ONLY.
no more of this obi-wan kenobi jiberish

 

Isn't Anakin Solo the Greatest? His work the the NJO was just TREMENDOUS!

 

KIT IS AWSOME! I bought the figure and his arm moves! It's so cool!

 

Hey Zuck answer this for me if Kit is so awesome why doesn't he make it passed E3 to meet up with Luke and Obi-Wan years later to kick some Vader butt?

 

Allow me, Zuckuss.:
Obviously, Kit would have survived to our original trilogy, but he must have been betrayed by someone. With his exceptional skills, he would not be taken out in mere combat. Odds are he was backstabbed or double-teamed in some way that even the might Fisto could not defend against. After all, even Master Yoda ends up in exile. One cannot expect omnipotence from even the greatest of the Jedi, or omniscience for that matter.

 

well, when Palpatine levels the Jedi Temple in Episode 3, you'll see why Kit doesn't survive.

NO, that isn't a spoiler. Just a tactical observation on how to REALLY wipe out a bunch of Jedi at one time. Invite them for a big party, then *wham*, toast 'em all.

Or, maybe Anakin just gets tired of that damn winning smile of his, and takes him out...

????

 

at a regular teeth cleaning at his oral hygenist, he is aenesthetised. the sith sneak in and kill him.

episode 3: dentists of the dark side.
it is a period of great placque build up. sinister agents under the guise of peaceful politicians have unleashed a deadly plague of gingivitis.

republic heroes under the leadership of jedi master kit fisto have been sent on a mission of mercy bearing only toothbrushes, paste, floss, and a medicated oral rinse...

(pan down to ship- flat-curl at one end, round with a nozzle shape at the other)

 

h4w h4w! Jeddi-Gepper said "double team"

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Actually the "Jedi Purge" starts while Palpatine is crowing himself Emperor. During the coronation ceremony Vader and various bounty hunters attack the unsuspecting Jedi all at once.

Mas Ameeda: "Chancellor Palpatine...do you renounce the darkside?"

Plo Koon, Adi Gallia, and Even Piell are riding up an elavator. When they reach their floor, they are met by a waiting Aura Sing who fills the elevator with blaster fire and smokes everyone in it.

Palpatine: "I do renounce it."

Kit is getting a much needed massage in the Jedi Council Spa as Bossk kicks in the door and give him a fitting "Moe Green Special".

Mas Ameeda: "And all its works?"

Yaddle was exiting her branch of the Intergalatic Bank when Zuckuss traps her in the revoling door and blasts away.

Palpatine: "I do renounce them."

Dengar kicks in the door of a seedy Coruscant motel room, catching Yareal Poof and two Twi'leks in bed, then proceeds to perforate the room with blaster fire.

Mas Ameeda: "And all his pomps?"

Palpatine: "I do renounce them."

Ki-Adi Mundi walks down the steps of the Jedi Temple and sees his driver getting a parking ticket from a red Royal Guard...before he can pull out his Jedi immunity card, the guard reveals himself as IG-88 and blasts the driver. Ki begins to run back up the stairs as IG-88 drops to one knee, aims and fires...dropping Ki in his tracks. While IG-88 hops into a getaway car driven by 4-LOM, Ki's body rolls back down the steps.

 

Zuck: There is a new KIT FISTO icon! I would change mine, but I have to keep with the name.

 

Zuckuss: You better not be dissing Obi-Wan!!! But it is your thread, so i'll drop the subject and talk about Obi-Wan on the paddies thread instead.

I like the dentist idea.

 

Thought Mace ruled, what can I say. Yeah they say that Mace Windu is one bad mutha-

 

Shut yo mouth!

 

But they're just talkin' 'bout me...!

 

gail:you are the best.thanks for all your help

seb:i like the zuckuss thing

 

I'll have to be more careful with my phrasing, apparently. Thanks for pointing it out, Thraken. I keep forgetting how easily these ideas pop into the heads of the male portion of our group.
Anyway, Zuckuss, I'm glad I could help. Oh, and just for the record, Kit Fisto, being well-versed in the extensive (if incomplete) Jedi Archives would know that toothbrushes, floss, paste and rinses would be insufficient to end such a plague of gingivitis, especially if it has progressed to periodontitis. That would require regular visits to your nearest Jedi dentist...which Kit may very well be.



I really need to be done with all things related to the dental school, don't I? Soon. Very soon, I hope.

 

that's why they sent him!