Is Mara still A Virgin?(not as dumb as it sounds)

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  1. ReaperFett Jedi Grand Master

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    and when Mara is cooking, there is a lot of references to it
  2. Jedi_Jade-Skywalker Jedi Master

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  3. Domenic Jedi Knight

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    I think C-3PO is the best theory to date... it fits the requirements (right?)
  4. JadedofMara Jedi Master

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    ::marches into thread with a lightsaber and waves it around threateningly::

    Why does this EXACT SAME THREAD appear every two months or so? ITS GETTING OLD!!!

    Oh, and Gondalf and Ghengis MADE BOB UP. ;)

    Chissdude...did you read SbS? This question had a slim chance of being a valid one before this book came out...but if you read this book...the mara "cooking" scene should make it pretty obviuos...even for a 12-year-old mind like yours. :D ;) There was some vague refrence to abstaining while mara was sick in Balance point...(something like..."each month, they resolutely turned away...i might be making this up, im not sure.) But they were MARRIED BEFORE mara got sick.

    Mara is not a virgin, sorry.

    This is a really crazy post. :D
  5. Gandalf the Grey Jedi Grand Master

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    Bob was originally made up. Now I've assigned him an actual character.
  6. Darth Tuna Jedi Master

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    When you are a virgin, you can't believe people actually do it. When you are not a virgin, you don't beleive anyone is not doing it.
  7. JadedofMara Jedi Master

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    Darth Tuna, I am a virgin. Im fifteen.

    but mara is something like 43, and shes is NOT a virgin. Read SbS if you still dont believe me.

    Gandolf...the fact that you think R2D2 impregnated everyone is SCARY.
  8. Gandalf the Grey Jedi Grand Master

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    Unless you're one of those virgins who is convinced that you're the only virgin left in the world :( ;)
  9. Gandalf the Grey Jedi Grand Master

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    What's wrong with that? He's shiney, he's intelligent, and he's dead sexy...
  10. JadedofMara Jedi Master

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    ::sighs::

    no, gondalf...i do not think that i am the only virgin left in the world. there are other virgins. Mara is just not one of them. She is not even a real person...although you wouldnt really know that of you read my posts, would you? :D :p

    And BTW, i knew that you were joking. :D
  11. JadedofMara Jedi Master

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    Hmmmm...what WOULD a cross between an R2 unit and a human look like? :D :p
  12. Gandalf the Grey Jedi Grand Master

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    I've met people who look like that.
  13. JadedofMara Jedi Master

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    lol...like Gandolf_the_Pink? :D
  14. Gandalf the Grey Jedi Grand Master

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    Don't mock the pink! He's the JC God of Luv! You're just lucky to catch him out of season. Normally he only appears around Valentines Day.
  15. Ben_Skycrawler Jedi Padawan

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    I seem to remember a passage in Ruin about Luke and Mara just before the Battle Of Ithor.

    Mara is not a virgin. Do you think Luke would be married to her for 8 years and not act?
  16. Gandalf the Grey Jedi Grand Master

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    I don't know. I don't think either of them had any real experiance, and they might have been a bit unsure about the process. And consider how embarassing it would be if the galaxies greatest Jedi Master had to research that sort of thing!
  17. JadedofMara Jedi Master

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    Luke wasnt exactly a virgin before he married mara...callista...and the ever-famous akanah...wouldnt that be funny if she and he white current people showed up in the NJO?
  18. Gandalf the Grey Jedi Grand Master

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    ...with a child in tow?


    "Luke, meet Luke Jr!"
  19. JadedofMara Jedi Master

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    And gandolf, you are saying the WEIRDEST things tonight.
  20. Gandalf the Grey Jedi Grand Master

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    Cool.

    Just think about Mara would react! And Leia! Heck, everybody but Han would probably be freaking!
  21. Galleon Jedi Knight

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    That would be great. I would love to see Mara slice Luke and Akanah in half. Probably be the best thing to come out of the NJO
  22. Gandalf the Grey Jedi Grand Master

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    I could do without the slicing. Maybe a... wait a moment... I can't say that here... never mind.
  23. Galleon Jedi Knight

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    Shudder
    Wow, remind me never to tick you off :eek:
  24. JadedofMara Jedi Master

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    Gandolf...you just dont shut up, do you?

    Im one to talk, I dont either. :D

    And i was thinking about posting that akanah would came back with lukes kid in tow...but i thought id wait and see how long it took before someone else posted it. You guys are too predictable.
  25. Galleon Jedi Knight

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    It may be predictable but it would make a great book.
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