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Is Mara still A Virgin?(not as dumb as it sounds)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by chissdude10, Nov 3, 2001.

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  1. JadedofMara

    JadedofMara Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No it wouldnt.

    That stuff belongs in fanfic.
     
  2. Galleon

    Galleon Jedi Youngling star 2

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    True,
    It would be better as a fanfic.
     
  3. chissdude10

    chissdude10 Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Lol, this is like the funniest debate ever!

    Plus,origanally I was just imploring the idea that been was concieved by the force, Not the Moral sexual issues of are fav charecters.
     
  4. Valiento

    Valiento Jedi Knight star 7

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    Bob, is Storm trooper Beta Omega Beta, AKA Kyle katarn, ;).

    Or he's Bob(a Fett)

    or both

    but that is still a matter of debate, ;).
     
  5. ganner_rhysode

    ganner_rhysode Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I still think Bob is R2-D2 :D
     
  6. chissdude10

    chissdude10 Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Danny Devito would be a good R2.
     
  7. ReaperFett

    ReaperFett Jedi Knight star 6

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    no, DeVito is Yoda :)
     
  8. Valiento

    Valiento Jedi Knight star 7

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    So, who's to say that mara was a virgen even before she married luke?

    Who's to say the the emperor didn't command her to go "Undercover" with some of her targets to get information?
     
  9. ShinagamiWing

    ShinagamiWing Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Mara was in Jabba's palace as a dancer! You think that... oh, well, I'll not go on.

    P.S.; Bob is...

    ME!!! You heard it here first, folks! Sorry Han, but didn't you wonder why Anakin was so much better looking than your other kids?
     
  10. Gandalf the Grey

    Gandalf the Grey Jedi Knight star 6

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    Of course, Leia was Jabba's slave at the time too. You want to bet... um, never mind...
     
  11. ShinagamiWing

    ShinagamiWing Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Oh, my GOD! YOU ARE -cough- ONE SICK PUPPY!!! SOMEBODY CANCEL THIS DAMN THREAD RIGHT NOW, GANDOLF IS TURNING IT INTO PORN! AND HE GAVE ME -cough- ANTHRAX FOR HATING ON JACEN (see; Favorite NJO Jedi Thread)!
     
  12. Gandalf the Grey

    Gandalf the Grey Jedi Knight star 6

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    [face_devil]


    Something odd happens to people as the approach 5k...
     
  13. Simone

    Simone Jedi Youngling star 4

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    LOL, This is so funny, but Gandolf if Mara had hot sex with Jabba would he not have crushed her?
    :confused:
    But if you want t guess what it would be like then think Fat Bastar* with Viliciti Shagwell form Austin Powers it's .................UGH!
     
  14. chissdude10

    chissdude10 Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Hey, keep in mind you got a 12 year old hear!
     
  15. ShinagamiWing

    ShinagamiWing Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Damn, you're twelve and still squeamish about sex? Come on, where are your hormones, boy!? (P.S. Please don't let them check my age... and then tell my mom...)
     
  16. chissdude10

    chissdude10 Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Your what 13 or 14, and Im not like americas youth,I find it an obstrasity that they have so much accsess to pornoghraphic material.
     
  17. ShinagamiWing

    ShinagamiWing Jedi Youngling star 4

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    I don't look at porn, and I find those who do to be quite perverted. I'm just saying that I'm surprised at you; I remember when I was twelve, gettin' booty was top-priority for me. Then my brain got bigger and I started thinking with the head that my mind is in. I'm very happy for you, man, it takes a mature person not to give in to the petty wants of the flesh.
     
  18. Galleon

    Galleon Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Wait a sec
    Aren't Hutts asexual...
    Come on guys when I was twelve I, Ummmm yeah never mind.
     
  19. ShinagamiWing

    ShinagamiWing Jedi Youngling star 4

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    You know, that rat Mastadge is going to try and get us perm-banned for talking about this kind of thing.
     
  20. chissdude10

    chissdude10 Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Thats why I tried to move of the subject. And the dude who said Hutts were asexual,sorry but thats not true. Otherwise theyed reproduce through mitosis making them clones of there parent.
     
  21. ShinagamiWing

    ShinagamiWing Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Anyone else remember when Randa the Hutt had her child? She sort of... popped him out of her stomach. Yeah, she changed sex and popped him out - that was good storytelling, how she raised it.
     
  22. Galleon

    Galleon Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Actually asexual does not imply mitosis only reproduction with in an organism that does not require a partner. Mitosis is a form of asexual reproduction.
     
  23. ShinagamiWing

    ShinagamiWing Jedi Youngling star 4

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    And then Jabba squashed it! HAHAHA!!!
     
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