Seriously, I just see us getting so divided! Bashers say this and gushers say that and we're just splitting down factional lines! Don't let that happen. Let's get back to the one great love that ties us all together. Love of STAR WARS. And when I say STAR WARS I don't mean the movies. God, no . . . I'm talking about just those specific two words: STAR WARS! Don't you love them? That's the reason I'm going to see this "Episode IV." Because of those two words on the front of it. That ten seconds they're on screen; that's why I'm going to the theatre. The movie may suck, in fact it probably will, but hey, I don't even like movies, just those two words. STAR WARS And no matter how insipid, stupid, vapid, emotionally hackneyed or banal the movie that comes after those words are, I will still stand up proudly and say I loved it. Why? STAR WARS STAR WARS STARWARSSTARWARSSTARWARSSTARWARS If you're a real fan, you'll ignore the movie. Focus on those two words.