Tucson Is there anybody out there?

Why can't people drive? Or at least pay attention while they are driving?

 

Why are stupid people allowed to drive???

 

Why does Eegee's only flourish in Tucson???

 

Why are they called goldfish when they're not made out of gold? ?

 

Why did video kill the radio star?

 

Why does the band Korn sound like Metallica?

 

Why do some of these questions sound so familiar??

 

How do you spell Supercalifragilisticexpealadocious?

 

How come Metallica lost their talent when they cut off their long hair??

 

Do penguins really wear little tuxedos or is that just hype?

 

Why did the band GWAR threaten to sue me? ?

 

Do Tauntauns really smell that bad on the outside?

 

If Han Solo used to be a Lieutenant in the Empire then why didn't he know proper radio etiquette in ANH or ROTJ????

 

Would a wookiee really pull your arms out of the sockets if they lost a game???

 

How come no one likes Jar Jar?

 

How come Coca-Cola tastes better than Pepsi but Pepsi gets all the cool Star Wars promotions??

 

Why do full, sealed Pepsi cans explode if you let them sit for too long???

 

Why do I continue to post in here?

 

Is there a method to my madness??

 

I like beef! Who's with me!?!?!

 

Why does that last question sound so familiar.

 

Being badly burnt over most of his body, how did Boba Fett survive escaping the Sarlacc??

How could he save Dengar and that chick so easily after such a short time??

 

Should I make a Lama Su costume???

Do you think it'd make me look fat???

 

Where are all the restrooms in the Star Wars movies???

 

How come mirrors reverse everything?