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It was just one of those nights..............

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Lady_Jedi26, Mar 26, 2002.

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  1. Lady_Jedi26

    Lady_Jedi26 Jedi Master star 4

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    when your having fun out at club and your so drunk all the doors look the same to you.
    Please tell me someone else has had that experience? Went out with my husband for the first time in ages and i decide to go to the loo my 1st mistake i think lol started to leave and saw 2 doors that both looked like the way out but only one did made the mistake of opening up a door and seeing 2 women in the toilet that does suprise me being a woman myself :) though i gotta wonder why it takes two women for just one to pee
    one of lifes mysteries i suppose
    just had to post this dont ask me why
     
  2. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Cause you're still drunk. :D

    And hey, at least you didn't accidentally go in the men's room.
     
  3. Lady_Jedi26

    Lady_Jedi26 Jedi Master star 4

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    lol i almost did to tell you the truth took me a few minutes to read the sign saying which one to go in
     
  4. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    After two drinks and previous experience, I'm always really careful about reading signs. ;)
     
  5. Lady_Jedi26

    Lady_Jedi26 Jedi Master star 4

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    i understand that totally :) strange thing is before i moved here i always said id never drink well that lasted not even a month

    think im offline now for the night had an exhausting day at work but hey i got overtime so not too bad
     
  6. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    No...I've seen that...two women in a cubicle together.

    Doesnt usually mean anything...

    ...or maybe they were sharing drugs or something ;)

     
  7. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sounds like drugs...

    //sniff sniff
     
  8. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Sniffing in the toilets aint normally a good thing Arun
     
  9. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Fact: Blokes going into either pub or club cubicle for a crap 1%

    Blokes going into either pub or club cubicle for to snort charlie or take an E 97%

    The other 2 percent is sex related


     
  10. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    What about those of us who go into the cubicle to pee?
     
  11. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    You got me there...
     
  12. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    Really Arun, I wouldn't know :p
     
  13. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    How to pee?
     
  14. Lady_Jedi26

    Lady_Jedi26 Jedi Master star 4

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    im one of those who my only reason for going to toilet in a pub/club is to pee ;)
     
  15. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Does anyone else suffer from bashful bladder syndrome?
     
  16. nemco1

    nemco1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I went into a club once that had a female unrinal. The owner told me it was because the people who really wanted to pee could do so without having to wait for people in the cubicles who were taking drugs therefore taking longer.very strange though, didn't have the guts to try the urinal.
     
  17. Lady_Jedi26

    Lady_Jedi26 Jedi Master star 4

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    not me but ive heard of people who have
     
  18. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I call it stage fright...

    If I'm already there at the urnial and in mid pee I'm okay...but when it comes to shuffling between two blokes getting the fella out and proceeding to urinate...I'd rather P!ss in the sink
     
  19. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    ive been chucked out of a club for pissing in a sink, id only been in 10 mins
     
  20. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    That wasn't a sink it was a water fountian..
     
  21. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Lovely


    Do you guys do the thing where if you're at the urinal and another guying is peeing on your right hand side, you use your right hand to hold your man-chicken so he can't see it?

    And vice versa?
     
  22. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Man chicken LOL

    No I hold my two handed...like a broom
     
  23. Lady_Jedi26

    Lady_Jedi26 Jedi Master star 4

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    lol man chicken huh?
    thought id heard it called everything before but thats a new one on me hmmmm have to say that to some guy sometime see what they say
     
  24. pdubyuh

    pdubyuh Jedi Master star 4

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    I remember Peeing on a cub, Arkeala (sp?) got the right hump...huh...wha? oh right oops wrong thread, wrong board
     
  25. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yup

    a) I found myself staring at a bloke in the loo at last years Xmas lunch - one of us had to leave - me
    b) I was once "dared" to storm (i.e. throw open the door of the Gents) and take a picture - I did - protected by an alcoholic haze (the picture came out great)
    c) If there's an evil queue in the Laydeez, popping in the Gents can be an absolute must
     
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