It was just one of those nights..............

when your having fun out at club and your so drunk all the doors look the same to you.
Please tell me someone else has had that experience? Went out with my husband for the first time in ages and i decide to go to the loo my 1st mistake i think lol started to leave and saw 2 doors that both looked like the way out but only one did made the mistake of opening up a door and seeing 2 women in the toilet that does suprise me being a woman myself though i gotta wonder why it takes two women for just one to pee
one of lifes mysteries i suppose
just had to post this dont ask me why

 

Cause you're still drunk.

And hey, at least you didn't accidentally go in the men's room.

 

lol i almost did to tell you the truth took me a few minutes to read the sign saying which one to go in

 

After two drinks and previous experience, I'm always really careful about reading signs.

 

i understand that totally strange thing is before i moved here i always said id never drink well that lasted not even a month

think im offline now for the night had an exhausting day at work but hey i got overtime so not too bad

 

No...I've seen that...two women in a cubicle together.

Doesnt usually mean anything...

...or maybe they were sharing drugs or something

 

Sounds like drugs...

//sniff sniff

 

Sniffing in the toilets aint normally a good thing Arun

 

Fact: Blokes going into either pub or club cubicle for a crap 1%

Blokes going into either pub or club cubicle for to snort charlie or take an E 97%

The other 2 percent is sex related

 

What about those of us who go into the cubicle to pee?

 

You got me there...

 

Really Arun, I wouldn't know

 

How to pee?

 

im one of those who my only reason for going to toilet in a pub/club is to pee

 

Does anyone else suffer from bashful bladder syndrome?

 

I went into a club once that had a female unrinal. The owner told me it was because the people who really wanted to pee could do so without having to wait for people in the cubicles who were taking drugs therefore taking longer.very strange though, didn't have the guts to try the urinal.

 

not me but ive heard of people who have

 

I call it stage fright...

If I'm already there at the urnial and in mid pee I'm okay...but when it comes to shuffling between two blokes getting the fella out and proceeding to urinate...I'd rather P!ss in the sink

 

ive been chucked out of a club for pissing in a sink, id only been in 10 mins

 

That wasn't a sink it was a water fountian..

 

Lovely


Do you guys do the thing where if you're at the urinal and another guying is peeing on your right hand side, you use your right hand to hold your man-chicken so he can't see it?

And vice versa?

 

Man chicken LOL

No I hold my two handed...like a broom

 

lol man chicken huh?
thought id heard it called everything before but thats a new one on me hmmmm have to say that to some guy sometime see what they say

 

I remember Peeing on a cub, Arkeala (sp?) got the right hump...huh...wha? oh right oops wrong thread, wrong board

 

Yup

a) I found myself staring at a bloke in the loo at last years Xmas lunch - one of us had to leave - me
b) I was once "dared" to storm (i.e. throw open the door of the Gents) and take a picture - I did - protected by an alcoholic haze (the picture came out great)
c) If there's an evil queue in the Laydeez, popping in the Gents can be an absolute must