It was just one of those nights..............

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Lady_Jedi26, Mar 26, 2002.

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  1. Lady_Jedi26 Force Ghost

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    when your having fun out at club and your so drunk all the doors look the same to you.
    Please tell me someone else has had that experience? Went out with my husband for the first time in ages and i decide to go to the loo my 1st mistake i think lol started to leave and saw 2 doors that both looked like the way out but only one did made the mistake of opening up a door and seeing 2 women in the toilet that does suprise me being a woman myself :) though i gotta wonder why it takes two women for just one to pee
    one of lifes mysteries i suppose
    just had to post this dont ask me why
  2. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Cause you're still drunk. :D

    And hey, at least you didn't accidentally go in the men's room.
  3. Lady_Jedi26 Force Ghost

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    lol i almost did to tell you the truth took me a few minutes to read the sign saying which one to go in
  4. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    After two drinks and previous experience, I'm always really careful about reading signs. ;)
  5. Lady_Jedi26 Force Ghost

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    i understand that totally :) strange thing is before i moved here i always said id never drink well that lasted not even a month

    think im offline now for the night had an exhausting day at work but hey i got overtime so not too bad
  6. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    No...I've seen that...two women in a cubicle together.

    Doesnt usually mean anything...

    ...or maybe they were sharing drugs or something ;)

  7. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Sounds like drugs...

    //sniff sniff
  8. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Sniffing in the toilets aint normally a good thing Arun
  9. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Fact: Blokes going into either pub or club cubicle for a crap 1%

    Blokes going into either pub or club cubicle for to snort charlie or take an E 97%

    The other 2 percent is sex related


  10. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    What about those of us who go into the cubicle to pee?
  11. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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  12. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Really Arun, I wouldn't know :p
  13. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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  14. Lady_Jedi26 Force Ghost

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    im one of those who my only reason for going to toilet in a pub/club is to pee ;)
  15. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Does anyone else suffer from bashful bladder syndrome?
  16. nemco1 Jedi Knight

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    I went into a club once that had a female unrinal. The owner told me it was because the people who really wanted to pee could do so without having to wait for people in the cubicles who were taking drugs therefore taking longer.very strange though, didn't have the guts to try the urinal.
  17. Lady_Jedi26 Force Ghost

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    not me but ive heard of people who have
  18. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    I call it stage fright...

    If I'm already there at the urnial and in mid pee I'm okay...but when it comes to shuffling between two blokes getting the fella out and proceeding to urinate...I'd rather P!ss in the sink
  19. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    ive been chucked out of a club for pissing in a sink, id only been in 10 mins
  20. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    That wasn't a sink it was a water fountian..
  21. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Lovely


    Do you guys do the thing where if you're at the urinal and another guying is peeing on your right hand side, you use your right hand to hold your man-chicken so he can't see it?

    And vice versa?
  22. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Man chicken LOL

    No I hold my two handed...like a broom
  23. Lady_Jedi26 Force Ghost

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    lol man chicken huh?
    thought id heard it called everything before but thats a new one on me hmmmm have to say that to some guy sometime see what they say
  24. pdubyuh Jedi Master

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    I remember Peeing on a cub, Arkeala (sp?) got the right hump...huh...wha? oh right oops wrong thread, wrong board
  25. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Yup

    a) I found myself staring at a bloke in the loo at last years Xmas lunch - one of us had to leave - me
    b) I was once "dared" to storm (i.e. throw open the door of the Gents) and take a picture - I did - protected by an alcoholic haze (the picture came out great)
    c) If there's an evil queue in the Laydeez, popping in the Gents can be an absolute must
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