It was just one of those nights..............

Dogs don't really have issues where they pee either.....

 

Erm .... did you just call TTG a dog?

 

Is she a guy?

 

Oh ..... you were calling guys dogs?

// gets ready to slap you for a different reason

 

Lol!

Bitchy.

Shave legs by night, chin by day.

 

It's not that I get bashful bladder syndrome... it's just I cannot pee in urinals. The only time I will ever pee anywhere other than a normal toilet is if I am blootered and absolutely desperate on the way home from town where I will pee in the nearest discreet spot

 

And seeing how far you can p!ss up the wall competition's are an absolute myth too...

 

I cant do that, seen girls who will....thats about most girls in Darlington. I just wait til I get home or if there is a pub I am passing go in. But I dont have to stagger far so not too bad.

 

The explains why guys shoes are always splotchy.

 

LOL! J do you remember at T in the Park where we was walking from the tent and there was that guy who was not doing a very good job of hiding his girlfriend having a pee by the side?

 

ugh yea.....I mean come on man your in a middle of a field, you cant hide that too well.

 

He should of thrown a blanket over her...

 

The footy match I went to last night had 'open air' toilets.

It was kind of a big urinal without a roof.

hang on, that's probably not the best way to describe it....

 

Laydeez Toilets suck - two cubicles, thirty seven screaming lipstick weilding women.

The last time I was in The Republic, girls were actually queuing for the toilet across one of the dance floors. All those that weren't in the gents/disabled

 

lol
If in need I would use a gents toilet to go

 

I got off with a girl in the ladies toilets of the Republic...

Her name was Sam...she had a silver oufit on..

 

wow bigger reply to this thread than i thought id get *faints*
hmmm probably not a good idea lying on the floor in here either will get stepped on or i shudder to think about it get peed on

 

That's great, Arun. Also a frequent flyer in the mile high club?

 

The silver outfit was probably one of those sealed anti contamination suits, if it's the Republic club I'm thinking of.

 

honestly i dont understand what the appeal is of the mile high club oh maybe its just me i dont know

 

personally I have enough trouble getting myself into the toilet let alone someone else also!

 

hey tell me about it that is so true i honestly have to agree with you and those toilets on planes are barely big enough for one person let alone 2

 

I swear my shower alone is twice the size of some of them

 

Mentioning your shower again? Give a guy a chance!

 

now on to the shower conversation