Discussion in 'Phoenix, AZ' started by Bria, Mar 20, 2002.
**pats IA on the head, takes back Spock ears, and jams them onto Void**
A Corellian pilot of a Vulcan.... something does not compute here...
I've been in denial ever since seeing the movie with her and Jeff Goldblum
careful. I'll start posting rules of aquisition if you encourage my Trek side.
Klingons hate tribbles and tribbles hate Klingons
**pulls ears off of Void and puts them on Mick... and runs like hell**
*Takes the ears and runs off to space them into the Maw*
It was nice to be able to come out with my Trek side for once !!!!
Speaking of Trek:
Ode to Spot
Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
Life forms.....you precious little life forms....
(insert rest of song here)
Oh boy, this is getting bad...
This post is entitled "Dig the Sig", or "I've upped my post count, now up yours!"
No, no, Up yours!
(Always wanted to say that to a Grand Admiral)
Fine....the nerf's back in your field.
::Tosses his new Sig out::
TIME FOR A GAME OF VOLLEYNERF!
Don't spike the Nerf too hard, don't know what might happen on the side it lands on.
Oh, now there's a pleasant image...
oh what could possibly go wrong ?
Or, as PreacherBoy would say, "shove it up yours, or else kiss mine."
And, thus we have merely one of the numerous reasons why PreacherBoy is my favorite person on the JC boards. feh...
ANYWAY... anyone for a nerf-burger? Actually, I'm needing ice-cream. Chocolate ice-cream. Mmmmm... and cheesecake.... **Homer Simpson drool pose**
I'll pass on the nerfburger, I'll take some of that ice cream though.
I'd prefer a Bantha Breakfast Biscuit actually.
**massive craving for ice cream goes uncurbed** MY FREEZER IS EMPTY!!!
Hop in the speeder, issue a order of confiscation at your nearest supplier, and return. Like they would DARE to deny you ?
Well send Rob out it's only 11....
Rob's trying to deny me.... from going to get ice cream, that is...
Wait... no... I'M GOING!!! SUCCESS!!!! Ice Cream, here I come!!!