JCC it would be cool to have a pet giraffe and name him 'hambone'

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Nov 18, 2012.

  1. tom Chosen One

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    that's just crazy.
  2. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    you know, there's a radiohead song called up on a ladder and i have to wonder...
  3. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    This thread is a modern masterpiece. :: one tear::
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  4. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    Nah, a mini giraffe would be crazy.


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  5. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Yes, it would be cool to have a pet giraffe and name him 'hambone'.
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  6. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    I disagree. Imagine have a couple of them following you around the house like puppies. It would be awesome.
  7. tom Chosen One

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    but then it would be really sad when your mini giraffe got a bad case of arthritis because that's what happens when you MESS WITH NATURE.
  8. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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  9. tom Chosen One

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  10. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    I'll take the risk.
  11. tom Chosen One

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    so what you're saying is that you're going to devote your life to creating a mini giraffe?
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  13. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Did you know that a giraffe's tongue is twenty-inches long AND pre-hensile?
  14. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    yes, i knew that. i also know that a giraffe's ah-noose is twenty inches deep and incomprehensible.
  15. honeybadger Jedi Knight

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    I refuse to accept that. I bet if I concentrate hard enough I can comprehend it. Now where's my snorkel?
  16. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    you're going in? i envy you. you are going to need a very long snorkel. yours probably won't cut it.
  17. Bender666 Jedi Master

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    The foreplay was even funnier according to Hambone.
  18. honeybadger Jedi Knight

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    Snorkel slander! As soon as Amazon deliver my bucket of lube, I'm going in. If all goes to plan, I should achieve supreme perfect enlightenment after19 years and come out to see what Disney's done to Star Wars.
  19. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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  20. Darth_Maestro Force Ghost

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  21. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    oh by the way, i met someone today with a little scottish terrier! i asked her what his name was and she said it was "bonhomme".
    "oh, are you sure it's not 'hambone'?" i asked her.
    "no, it's 'bonhomme'," she said.
    "are you absolutely positive it isn't 'hambone'?" i reached out with my mind and grasped hers.
    "no...no it... it isn't," she croaked, her eyes rolling back in her head.
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  22. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Just get an Okapi, for goodness sake.
  23. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    Gotta love a song that gives shoutouts to both Star Wars and Doctor Who in the first line...
  24. hudzu Chosen One

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    today a coworker mentioned giraffes, and i choked up for a minute because i thought about hambone and then i burnt something while i was all choked up.


    hang in there hambone
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