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JCC it would be cool to have a pet giraffe and name him 'hambone'

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Nov 18, 2012.

  1. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    that's just crazy.
     
  2. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    you know, there's a radiohead song called up on a ladder and i have to wonder...
     
  3. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    This thread is a modern masterpiece. :: one tear::
     
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  4. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nah, a mini giraffe would be crazy.


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  5. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    Yes, it would be cool to have a pet giraffe and name him 'hambone'.
     
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  6. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I disagree. Imagine have a couple of them following you around the house like puppies. It would be awesome.
     
  7. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    but then it would be really sad when your mini giraffe got a bad case of arthritis because that's what happens when you MESS WITH NATURE.
     
  8. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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  9. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    whoa, sorry.
     
  10. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I'll take the risk.
     
  11. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    so what you're saying is that you're going to devote your life to creating a mini giraffe?
     
  12. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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  13. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Did you know that a giraffe's tongue is twenty-inches long AND pre-hensile?
     
  14. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    yes, i knew that. i also know that a giraffe's ah-noose is twenty inches deep and incomprehensible.
     
  15. honeybadger

    honeybadger Jedi Knight star 1

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    I refuse to accept that. I bet if I concentrate hard enough I can comprehend it. Now where's my snorkel?
     
  16. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    you're going in? i envy you. you are going to need a very long snorkel. yours probably won't cut it.
     
  17. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    The foreplay was even funnier according to Hambone.
     
  18. honeybadger

    honeybadger Jedi Knight star 1

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    Snorkel slander! As soon as Amazon deliver my bucket of lube, I'm going in. If all goes to plan, I should achieve supreme perfect enlightenment after19 years and come out to see what Disney's done to Star Wars.
     
  19. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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  20. Darth_Maestro

    Darth_Maestro Jedi Master star 4

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  21. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    oh by the way, i met someone today with a little scottish terrier! i asked her what his name was and she said it was "bonhomme".
    "oh, are you sure it's not 'hambone'?" i asked her.
    "no, it's 'bonhomme'," she said.
    "are you absolutely positive it isn't 'hambone'?" i reached out with my mind and grasped hers.
    "no...no it... it isn't," she croaked, her eyes rolling back in her head.
     
  22. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Just get an Okapi, for goodness sake.
     
  23. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    Gotta love a song that gives shoutouts to both Star Wars and Doctor Who in the first line...
     
  24. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    today a coworker mentioned giraffes, and i choked up for a minute because i thought about hambone and then i burnt something while i was all choked up.


    hang in there hambone
     
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