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  1. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This is an official best of Itrakhisms post. Loyal Itrakh fans [skoff, skoff, skoff away!] can look here for Itrakhisms, interrupted (That is to say they aren't in the context of the thread that they were posted in). The cilghal chronicles will be completed and added shortly.

    Until then, feast your forumeyes on the latest addition to the madness that is,
    Itrakhisms, interrupted

    --------Percy: The one-armed and often misunderstood Wampa.

    What really happened in ESB and then in Darksaber.

    ESB:
    [Not-quite-one-armed Wampa, whose real name is percy]:
    {thinks to himself as he comes upon a tasty snack...}Hmm, another one of those Tasty Tauntauns. We sure have been feasting lately. Those scrumptious Tauntauns sure have been careless since they started carrying those strange creatures on their backs. I don't quite care for those scrawny little naked bipeds that always seem to be hanging around them. OH well, I'm sure it?ll be happy once I put it in our Wampa-fashioned excercise racks. The blood flow to its head will do it some good, and I'm sure that it'll thank me later. I'll just pat him on the back and invite him to Chez-Cave de Wamp

    [Luke?s Tauntaun]: If only I?d learned basic? Uh, Luke, It?s been great knowing you, but, alas, I?m about to be eaten quite gruesomely. Have a nice life, It?s really been quite enjoyable riding up and down these desolate ice plains with you. I rather enjoyed it. Don?t worry about ?ol Percy there, He?s quite a nice chap. Wampas are really pro-exercise you know. It?s been rumored that they have actually forseen the coming of the bipedal exercise Guru, Richard Simmons. They seek to emulate him? uh oh, here comes my exit cue?. Translation: {tauntaun grunt}

    [Luke]: What?s the matter girl, you smell something?


    {{Percy, who has been stalking his lunch, suddenly slips on the ice, and accidentally whacks Luke Skywalker upside the ?ol noggin as he tries to warn him that he is about to fall. (Wampas are quite sensitive to slipping on the ice, it?s considered very poor taste.)}} Translation: Roar!!!!

    [Percy the Wampa]: Uh oh. Quick! Does anyone know CPR? I think I knocked it unconscious. {to Luke?s Tauntaun} What is with these critters, anyway. They are so frail. They don?t belong here on Hoth.

    [Luke?s Tauntaun]: Yeah, and they can?t even sex us right. My name is Bruno the Studliest Tauntaun on Hoth. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to have those fuzzless numbskulls call you a girl in front of all the prospective ladies?

    {craftily thinks a way out of his impending doom}But they do seem to enjoy exercises! This one takes me out, and exercises with me all day for the last week or so. I?m sure he?ll enjoy your vaunted Wampa-cise and Wampa-Bo workouts, but first, you really ought to get him inside before he freezes. These fuzzless ones, don?t last too long out here on Hoth. Did you know they had the audacity to move into our great place of birthing?

    [Percy the Wampa]: You are kidding me, right? Those caves are sacred! Why wasn?t I informed of this? You tauntauns keep all the news to yourselves.

    [Luke?s Tauntaun]: Well, Percy, you have to admit. It?s definitely not attractive to be a Tauntaun news courier, considering you usually eat us.

    [Percy the Wampa]: Oh, of course. Well, thanks for the information?

    {{Percy munches on Bruno, the former studliest Tauntaun on Hoth}}

    [Luke]: groan?ugghh?{unconscious}

    [Percy the Wampa]: Oh, I see you?re coming too. Sorry about that, ol? chap. My lunch?, er, your friend there told me you?re a wuss and will freeze into a fuzzlesscicle if I don?t get you inside. My cave isn?t too far from here, I?ll carry you there until you wake up.

    ---Percy, the Wampa carries Luke over his shoulder as he ?Sweats to the Old-Republicies? back to his cave.

    ---Hours later, as Percy is finishing his snack, Luke starts to come to and finds himself in a precarious, dangling situation. Little does he realize that he?s been hogging the esteemed upside-down-rack-of-Wampa-relaxment, on of the few pleasures to be found
     
  2. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A meeting with Borsk.

    ---Borsk is sittin around minding everyone else's business when a icky goopey ball comes crashing onto his desk with a big splat.

    [Unknown blob of goo enfolds to reveal a grotesque representation of Shaedo Shai]: Greeting, pathetic New Republic Chief of State whom everyone resents. I am Shaedo Shai, another leader of the unknown threat that has been worrying all those with an ounce of sense. I've come to tell you that you are going to die quite miserably, per my compatriot, JS77's request.


    [Borsk]: Hey Shaedo Shai, Have I got one doozy of an offer for you. You know those pesky Jedi?

    ---The image nods with consternation.

    [Shaedo Shai]: One jeedai in particular needs to have a little chat with me.

    ---Borsk, the infernally eternal opportunist hatches a crafty plot

    [Borsk]: Hey, Shaedo baby, about that offer, which, uh, jeedai, are we talking about here? I personally know and have dealt with most of them.

    [Shaedo Shai]: Why would the Chief of state of the New Republic be willing to strike a deal with an unknown, and obviously hostile alien entity who seems bent on conquering the known universe?

    [Borsk]: I like your style, Shai baby, I like your style. Straight to the point. Well, it turns out, that I'm a little annoyed with those darn Skywalkers and Solo's right now, and in the interest of furthering my own illogical political agenda, I'm willing to give you what everyone else in this galaxy tried to get to: The Solo children. This plot device will surely lead to the downfall of the New Republic.

    [Shaedo Shai]: Children?

    [Borsk]: Oh, yes. Everyone and their mother was trying to get them. Entire small-scale wars were fought over them in some cases. I'm telling you Shai baby, you want these kids.

    [Shaedo Shai]: Let me get this straight. Entire books have been written about bad guys trying to get these kids? What's so special about them?

    [Borsk]: Heck if I know, but hey, baby, if you want them, I'll sell out.

    ---Shaedo Shai contemplates.

    [Shaedo Shai]: Tell you what, why don't you get me the children of that jeedai Corran Horn whose blood I dramatically and foreshadowingly tasted when I learned that he waxed my family members and desecrated the hallowed burial site of my ancestor.

    [Borsk]: What about the Solo children?

    [Shaedo Shai]: I don't want them. I'll kill them later. I want Valin and the other one nobody seems to really know about.

    [Borsk]: Are you kidding? With 20+ NJO books on the way, that'd take up, what, five more? Do we really want to go there, Shaedo baby?

    [Shaedo Shai]: That is my price. What, exactly do you get in return?

    [Borsk]: The Fey'lya name will forever be remembered. That supposedly means a lot to us Bothans.

    [Shaedo Shai]: yeah, as the turd who singlehandedly turned the entire New Republic over over a petty dispute/grudge with Leia Organa Solo.

    [Borsk]--craftily manipulates the political situation--: I never said I'd give you the New Republic.

    [Shaedo Shai]: Yes you did.

    [Borsk]: I would never do that. I'm an elected official you know. I could, however, arrange for you to receive those pesky Solo children.

    [Shaedo Shai]:--enraged-- Borsk, I don't want the Solo Children!

    ---Borsk chuckles knowingly. -thinks...{Heh, my political mind tricks will make short order of this lackey.}

    [Borsk]: EVERYONE wants to capture the Solo children! How many times do I hafta tell you. It WAS THE MAIN PLOT IN AT LEAST FOUR STORIES!!! Sheesh, what is it you Vong want anyway?

    [Shaedo Shai]: We want to conquer and kill all of you. What good are a couple of Identitiy-crisis-laden-zit-faced-prepubescent-jredai-wannabees anyway?

    [Borsk]: Trust me.

    [Shaedo Shai]: We, the Vong do not trust politicians. Warriors are only worthy of trust. [shakes his mini-amphistaph thingey described well in DT:eek:]

    Borsk]: Those, uhhum...jeedai brats, they are warriors. You can have them.

    [Shaedo Shai]: I want the Jeedai whose blood I tasted. Horn will die. Give me Horn or give me Horn's children!

    [Borsk]: Now, now, Shaedo Shai, baby, I can't be so obviously sleazy. Give me some tim
     
  3. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    --------In response to the question. WAS THRAWN FORCE SENSITIVE?
    [Thrawn]: Pellaeon, bring me Ysalamiri.
    [Pellaeon]: Okay boss.
    [Thrawn]: We'll use these Ysalamiri to thwart that pesky Luke Skywalker.
    [Pellaeon]: Okay boss.
    [Thrawn- glowing red eyes narrowed]: You have a question, Captain?
    [Pellaeon-shuffling his feet]: Aw shucks boss, you got me. If you are force-sensitive, why do you want to wear a Ysalamiri backback all day long?
    [Thrawn-red eyes a glowin']: Dadgummit! Foiled by my own geniousness.

    In response to: DOES KARRDE + SHADA = LOVE?

    [Shada]: Well Karrde, there you have it. The fans think we should shack up.

    [Karrde]: What's in it for me?

    [Shada-- snaps Karrdes neck]: You asked. You get this on a daily basis. Plus I can sneak by Noghri.

    [Karrde]: ouch. but it was so artfully done...
     
  4. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ---Inside Scoop: A meeting with the Flanelled one.
    [Callista]: Georgie, Oh georgie...Can I have a cameo, pretty please? {bats eyelashes seductively).

    [GL]: Who the heck are you?

    [Callista--taken aback]: Why, I'm Lukes 7th true love, the one everyone thought he'd shack up with. I'm maxi-big time important!

    [GL]: Gadzooks! What did you just say?

    [Callista]: Luke's 7th love?

    [GL]: No, the part about being important. What was your name again? {The creative impulse drives his mind, he pictures...}

    [Callista]: You mean, Maxi-big important?

    [GL]: THAT'S IT!!!! Here, sign this contract. I promise you you'll be in the prequels, I have just the role for you...

    [Callista]: Oh my, the seductive eyebattings worked Mr. Lucas?

    [GL]: Please, call me Ultimate-Master-of-this-Universe-Creator-of-All-that-Is-StarWars; First names are so informal.

    [Callista-signing contract happily]: WOW! A Canon role! What till the Lit forum gets word of this! Oh, by the way, Ultimate-Master-of-this-Universe-Creator-of-All-that-Is-StarWars, what did I just sign up for?

    [GL]: I have a special role for you...

    ----Three weeks later

    [Rick McCallum]: So, uh, Callista is it? You here for your script?

    [Callista]: I can't believe I'm going to be in a StarWars prequel! I am SO excited. I've told all my friends and they can't wait to hear what role I've been given. I'm sure it's very important, because GL personally recommended me...

    [Rick]: Ummmm....yeah. {shouts out to the crew} Okay, everyone...Jar-Jarette's here...

    ---Interruption brought to you by Forum3/HTML/004081.htmlWill Callista be in the Prequels?
     
  5. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Does anyone like these?
     
  6. Mirax Terrik

    Mirax Terrik Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    LOL! I LOVE these! Keep writing Itrakh.
     
  7. Mara Jade Emperor's Hand

    Mara Jade Emperor's Hand Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Very clever... I like! Keep up the good work!

    --MJEH
     
  8. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Okay, originally it was a joke, but if demand increases, others will be added. There are something like 7 or so more that need to be added from lit forum.

    One question: Do you like the reference links or do they need to go? Itrakh feels merit is due to the original thread posters, because their ideas fuel Itrakh's.

     
  9. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Percy's Hiatus

    Days have passed, and Percy's stump has finally begun to heal. While bitter
    resentment has finally stirred up feelings of hatred and loathing for naked bipeds,
    specifically, the Rude-Arm-Whacker, Percy has started to get on with his life.
    Although these fortuitous circumstances have actually granted him great prestige
    among the Wampa elite, His thoughts dwell on his failure to communicate effectively
    with the Rude-Arm-Whacker who refused his drumstick.

    Consequently, Percy remembers a conversation with Rude-Arm-Whacker's Tauntaun
    on that fateful day...

    ---Percy has a flashback to the scene where Luke's Tauntaun tells percy about the
    sacreligious desecration of the cave of birthing.

    Percy decides to explore the cave and see if he can't find that pesky creature,
    Rude-Arm-Whacker (whom we all know is really Luke).

    Percy takes a few of his buddies over to the sacred caves and enter through the
    secret back entrance that seems to plague SW stories.

    They find a Tauntaun holding area.

    [Percy]: Hey guys, look, they made lunch for us! How thoughtful. Maybe they aren't
    so bad after all. Let's eat.

    [Guys]: Okay, stumpy. <snicker>

    [Percy]: Hey, enough already. You know I hate it when you do that.

    [Guys]: Sorry,...stumpy...<snicker snicker>

    Percy lets it go, and hunkers down for a nice snack.

    ---The Deck Officer decides to check on his Tauntaun. When he enters the room, he
    notices somethings are amiss...

    [Guys]: Hey, stumpy, is that your Rude-Arm-Whacker?

    [Percy--Looks up aghast]: Uh...nah. That's not him. YOU see if he wants a
    drumstick...{deck officer hears- roary growwll.)

    [Deck Officer]: What in the heck is going on here? You just ate my Tauntaun. (Percy
    hears- <snap-hiss> and immediately presents with symptomatic PTSD.)

    ---The Deck Officer pulls his Blastech DL-kajillion and points it at the group of
    Wampas. A veterinarian by training, he notices the symptoms of the Large,
    stump-armed wampa.

    [Deck Officer]: Gadzooks! The big one is obviously suffering from acute PTSD
    anxiety.
    ---Percy sees the fuzzless biped pointing at him with another toothpick-looking
    thingey. He remembers the last time someone pointed a toothpick-thingey at him,
    and notices that this toothpick is even bigger...

    [Deck Officer]: Look, I'm a veterinarian, trained to treat all sorts of injured creatures.
    ARe you sentient? Do you speak basic? {Percy hears- blah blah blah blah}

    ---Panic sets in, and the others notice the frail situation their leader, ol' stumpy,
    finds himself in. They decide to take matters into their own hands.

    [Guys]: Here, have a drumstick? [They offer the Deck Officer a drumstick, from his
    own personal Tauntaun.

    [Deck Officer---to himself]: Hmmm.. While I'm concerned that this large stump-armed
    creature may be suffering, I'm also quite irritated that the others seem to be mocking
    my loss by offering me a chunk of my trusty steed, Bertha, to eat. Is this a peace
    offering, or is it som
     
  10. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    SW EU Emergency room posted in Lit forum.

    Potential series for everyone to contribute to.

    It will probably be moved here to fanfic, but here's a link anyway.

    Forum3/HTML/004142.htmllink to SWEU ER



    [This message has been edited by Itrakh (edited 03-28-2000).]
     
  11. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Opie Wan Cannoli Jedi Knight:
    I don't want to see Borsk die...just get kicked out of office and put into a humiliating position. Think Bob Dole humiliating- do Bothans get ED?

    ITrakhism:
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
    [Borsk]: Do you have problems with E.D.? Otherwise known as erectile dysfunction? I
    know I do, and that's why I take viagra. Yes, just one of these babies every night,
    and the Fey'lya mojo kicks into hyperdrive, if you know what I'm saying...

    [Borsk's Wife]: I'll believe that when I see it, captain underpants.

    ---The next day, Borsk appears disheveled, in tow behind Mrs. Fey'lya.

    [Borsk's Wife]: Well, as Borks was the official poster limpy for Viagra, I have to tell
    you I'm quite disappointed in viagra's performance.

    ---Borsk hangs head in shame, fur rippling.

    [Borsk's Wife]: Years of political maneuvering couldn't help captain underpants. Why
    in the force would a little pill help?

    [viagra announcer]: But did he take it?

    ---Borsk head hangs lower, fur rippling even more.


    Forum3/HTML/003519.htmloriginal thread
     
  12. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Like the additions?
     
  13. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ardiff has a really cool Latin translation thread, until Itrakh showed up and ruined it


    quote:

    How about, Dammit Paelleon, get that creepy kook Cboath offa my
    bridge! He's scaring the panties offa the wet-behind-the-ears-recruits
    I've been having Rukh stab for fun... .


    REsponse, Courtesy of Captain Ardiff:

    quote:

    Hercule, Pellaeon, homo insanum, C'Baoth, a gubernaculo me aufer! Tires
    immaturos perterreat, quos Rukh interficere iubebam.
    Lit: By Hercules, Pellaeon, get that madman, C'Baoth away from my helm!
    He is terrifying the immature recruits whom I was ordering Rukh to kill.


    More Ardiff inspired madness:

    As soon as I finish conquering the foolish and somewhat trite so-called New Republic, I'm going to indulge myself in a nice, long, leisurely exploration of the Emperor's storehouse to find out if he has any cloned copies of yaddle hanging around. She's kinda cute. I wonder what we'll name Thrawny Junior... Mi'thrawn'uYo'do has a particularly nice ring to it


    Cum primum vicero stultem paullulum tritemque Rem Publicem quae nomen falsum habet, tum mihi cum iucunde longeque attenteque investigatione cellae Imperatoris indulgebo ut comperiam aut (Imperator)in cella exempli Yaddlus habet, aut non. Est paullulum pulchra. scire velim quod meum Thrawniculum nominabimus...Mi'thrawn'uYo'do mihi videtur nomen melius esse...

    (As soon as I shall have conquered the foolish and somewhat trite Republic - which has an untrue name,)
    (then I shall indulge myself with a pleasant, lengthy and careful exploration of the storehouse of the Emperor)
    (in order that I may find out whether he has - in his storehouse any copies of Yaddle, or not.)
    (She is somewhat attractive.)
    (I wonder what we shall name my little Thrawn...Mi'thrawn'uYo'do seems to me to be a very good name...)

    Forum3/HTML/004112.htmllink
     
  14. CaptainArdiff

    CaptainArdiff Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hey, Itrakh, dinnae be upset, ye have in no way ruined my insanely rambling thread. In fact, by having me translate aught that was pretty weird in English ye've probably increased the appreciation onlookers will have for me! Nice one, mate!
    MTFBWY

    Ardiff out

     
  15. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ---Fett in NJO--- Forum3/HTML/004155.htmllink


    ---Will Fett be fighting the Vong?

    Are you kidding? Ol' uncle Fetty and his decrepit repulsor chair, the Slave XXXIII.2, would be more than a match for any old YV warrior.
    There is 70+ years of mojo on Ol' Uncle Fetty's side!

    Besides, just one look into that empty visor should strike fear into the heart of any YV warrior.

    Of course, they'd have to let him out of the Nursing home...and home health care would probably have to change his depends every few hours in case he's regular. But other than that, he'd kick some Yongbutt.

    Personally, Itrakh thinks that Fett is immortal, kinda like the Highlander. He just won't die until somebody cuts his helmet off or something like that. Too much mojo. Although he was sure whiney about his knees in TotBH.

    ----Fett vs. Vong----

    [Fett]: .....

    [Vong Warrior]: so, at last, the illustrious and notorious Boba Fett. My name is Inigio Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die.

    [Fett]: ....put captain solo in the cargo bay....

    [Vong]: huh, what? did you not hear me? I am Inigio Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

    [Fett]....he's no good to me dead....

    [Vong]: You are not trembling in fear! I said, my name is INIGIO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!

    [Fett]: ....as you wish....

    ---The Vong launches himself at the decrepit repulsor-chair, the slave XXXIII.2, and lands upon it, hacking and slashing its occupant to pieces....

    [enraged Vong]: What is this? A doll? A stinking doll!!!! WHO IS THIS HASBRO, and what have they done to the six-fingered man?

    [Fett-emerges from his depends change]: ...

    ---The vong looks up, and notices Fett standing before him, donned with Mandalorian Armored Depends. The mojo strikes him, and he realizes fear in his soon to be shortened life.

    ----Fett gets his groove on, and the mojo becomes almost tangible. The vong seems unsure of himself.

    [Vong]: Hello. I am Inigio Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die!

    [Fett]: ....

    [Vong]: Say something, dammit!

    [Fett]: ....

    [Vong]: I'm going to kill you now!

    [Fett]: ....

    [Vong]: I mean it! Look in my eyes, I'm serious here pal.

    ---Fett raises his view, ominous fett-mojo helmet glaring.

    [Vong]: Okay, I'm not going to warn you again. I mean it pal. You are sooo toast.

    ---The slave XXXIII.2 silently creeps up behind the YV warrior.

    [Fett]: ....

    ---Amphistaff raised high in victory, the YV charges, only to find himself quickly attacked by an enema-laden slave XXXIII.2. The muffled cries of sheer agony mixed with humiliation can be heard for miles.

    [Fett]: ....what time is it? I think it's time to change my depends....Nurse!

    ----The tortured Vong runs, hightailing it back to YV land, cheeks clenched, with tales of the legendary Fett MOJO prepared to ward off any other potential attackers.

    [Fett]: ...

    [Nurse]: There you are sweetey. I was worried you wandered off somewhere. Who was your little friend there, sweetheart?

    [Fett]: I'm made of cheese....

    [Nurse]: Sure you are sweetie. sure you are. Let's get you back inside with some nice slippers and some clean dentures. Now how does that sound?

    [Fett]: I'm not wearing any pants...

    [Nurse]: Uh oh, well sweeetie, why don't we get you into some nice new pants, okay sweetie?

    ---Fett shuffles off, nurse in tow, muttering to himself about "The good ol' days"



    [This message has been edited by Itrakh (edited 03-28-2000).]
     
  16. Tokugawa

    Tokugawa Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Hey guys and gals, I know this forum is new, but please don't forget about the rest of us at
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    -Drew
    t0kugawa@aol.com
     
  17. Subject Zero

    Subject Zero Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Amen, Amen, Amen.

    SZ
     
  18. Maelisaandii

    Maelisaandii Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Feb 3, 2000
    ROFLMAO!! Especially that last one! &lt;giggles&gt;
     
  19. Ejan Jerthrid

    Ejan Jerthrid Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Try this one, it's the same site:
    http://pub3.ezboard.com/fswvideoswvideo http://pub3.ezboard.com/fswvideoswvideo

     
  20. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Inspired Crossover that didn't quite make it:

    Duck Tales, SW, and Aliens.

    Scrooge Mc "Retch-in-Agonizing-pain-while-Cilghal-helplessly-tries-to-heal-an-ugly-chestburster" Duck is in hiding whilst Heuy, Deuy, and Louie try to keep Lanchpad Mc "What-the-heck-do-S-Foils-stand-for" Quack
    from crashing his "new" XJ-kajillion and one entire-alphabet-wing.
     
  21. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [Lit Forum]: All right you two, what is the meaning of this?
    [Itrakh]: &lt;points to Darth Tuna&gt; Don't look at me, He started it!
    [Lit Forum]: Ahh, yes, it seems that he did. But You, Itrakh, are the fanatic behind this!

    [Itrakh]: Stang! All Itrakh did was click on the next oldest topic link!

    [Lit Forum]: Nevermind! Silence! Your fanatical ways are polluting this forum! Nobody is free to express their opinions with nuts like you lurking! Your uncanny knack to disuade fantasy and imbue logic mixed with irreverently and often perilously-close-to-lunacy humor will be the undoing of all of us tightwads with absolutely no sense of humor and will-imposing-on-the-weak-minded tendencies. You are therefore considered a lunatic to ensure that you do more damage.

    [Itrakh]: Gadzooks! That's about the kajillionth time someone has tried to discredit Itrakh on grounds of lunacy!

    ... What about Itrakh's opinion? Isn't this a discussion forum, to share opinions?

    [Lit Forum]:...

    [Itrakh]: &lt;patriotic music blares in the background&gt; Didn't our forefathers establish a Constitution granting the freedom of speech and the curtailment of those opposed-free-thinking?

    [Lit Forum]: You realize, that by invoking emotional and patriotic responses that you are undermining our authority, and that makes it even harder to discredit you and label you a fanatic so that others will not hear your voice. Don't you?

    [Itrakh]: Hmmmm.. hadn't thought of that. Just wanted to say Gadzooks and kajillion a lot of times. But, since you mention it, yeah, that sounds okay.

    [Lit Forum]: ...

    [Itrakh]: Oh, that and adding Buck Rodgers was kinda fun.

    [Lit Forum]: &lt;fuming&gt;

    [Itrakh]: Say, do you guys know...

    [Lit Forum]: SILENCE!!!! YOU ARE A RAVING LUNATIC AND A FANATIC AND SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THIS FORUM!!!!!

    [Itrakh]: Hmmmm... Itrakh's getting some force-vibes indicating that there are a number of unkind feelings eminating from the lit forum towards a particular Ganodghri...

    GADZOOKS!!!! Could it be that Itraaakhh, the evil clone of Itrakh was recently sighted here? Naah. That'd be lunacy.

    [Lit Forum--amongst themselves]: Now what do we do? He's thinking about cloning himself? Then there'd be two of those annoying maggots.

    ---Itrakh, delves into his biochemical and genetic apparatus, fanatically applied to the unknown task at hand....

     
  22. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Forum3/HTML/004259.htmlDoes Jedi Master = Starship insurance premium hikes?
     
  23. sybelle

    sybelle Jedi Youngling

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    More! I need more!

    Legalised insanity, huh? Don't you need some kind of certificate for that? I tried to get one, but they just put me in a straight-jacket and refused to feed me for a week.

    Those Latin sentences; did you just make them up, or is your name Lucy Brant (The only person I know who can be witty in classical latin)?
     
  24. Itrakh

    Itrakh Jedi Padawan star 4

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sybelle:


    Those Latin sentences; did you just make them up, or is your name Lucy Brant (The only person I know who can be witty in classical latin)?

    Nope. Captain Ardiff helped. He translated those Itrakhisms.

    That was fun.
     
  25. sybelle

    sybelle Jedi Youngling

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    Hmm, brings back fond memories of school when me and my best friend used to attempt to write dirty stories in Latin. Once we had a few key words we were well away. That's probably why I've grown up to become so twisted.
    Any more amusing Latin, or do I have to amuse myself with a dictonary for a while. This message is getting sooo off subject...oh yes! Star Wars!
    Better go before someone starts to shout at me.
     
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