Discussion in 'Community' started by Cremaster_Jedi, Mar 27, 2005.
i smoked crack and ran a 20k once. felt like i was gonna die.
How long did it take you to finish?
well it was going great at first but then that ended. so like three days.
There was this one where he picked up a chic who ate lots of xanax so she fell asleep harmelessly on his couch. When she woke up the xanax had wore off and the liquor store wasn't open so she wanted to dull the dope sick with some beer.I would have chosen wine 'cause the gas station has that.
We can't get wine at our gas stations, but we can walk to the the corner store for a pound of weed and a bong.
beer? for that? ugh.
The deer ate my herb garden. but you can buy a single steel wool pad at my local gas station. And I have a glass rose In every color.
a panda stole my good china. i gave her a stern lecture but she was just snappin' twigs the whole time. filled me with silent rage.
You should have insulted her tea. The Chinese hate that.
i ridiculed her endangered status. she didn't take it very well, obviously. went off back to the mainland in a huff.
mmmm panda tea.
oh yvy, you so creavy.
mmmmm panda pee.
I read that as 'gravy' and thought w00t cheese sauce.
in which substance do you prefer to dip your tortilla chips? gravy or cheese sauce?
My answer will always be 'hummous'.
wait, so cheese or cheez? this is very important.
Cheeeez. The only times fake cheese>>real cheese is on cheeseburgers and with tortilla chips.
Hummus only works for me if it is on pita bread. A weird quirk of mine.
Hummus & pita bread is a great snack. A staple at many family gatherings of mine.
[hl=purple]The NBA lockout is over![/hl]
You, sir, have fine taste. I am eating a bowl of tabouli as I type this. Tabouli is my go-to food.
i was just making sure i was talking to my same old yvy.
always and forever.
*raises the dead*
I can't sleep because I wish I had a waterbed. One of those cheapass '70's ones too.
I remember when they were the New Big Thing! and so many wanted them. Had a boyfriend with one and they were hell to sleep in, at least to me.