Its about that time again.... <drum roll>

(c) Arun Dale

The 2003 FFUK Awards!!!

Okay place your votes for...

Best all-round poster
Worst all-round poster
Best Male Poster
Best Female Poster
Most Respected Poster
Best Newcomer
Gayest Poster
Funniest Poster
Poster you would most like to make sweet love with..
Best Thread
Worst Thread
Best Signature
Best Quote in a thread
Best Double Act
The MacTuskan Award for Posting beyond the call of duty
The Tool, Cool and Fool award

There is no Admin award this year because there's only one admin..and he's an idiot j/k

The winners will anounced when I see fit...

 

I hope this starts some bitching

 

i nominate me as the poster i would most like to make sweet love to

 

Its a valid ice breaker - people that don't want to participate in some light hearted fun should leave it alone. Its only a messageboard after all.

 

id like to nominate you too stuey

(this is a joke - please dont vote me as gay)

 

Ohhhhh I remember this thread last time

Best all-round poster Ramble
Worst all-round poster Az
Best Male Poster Ramble
Best Female Poster Az
Most Respected Poster Ramble
Best Newcomer Ramble
Gayest Poster Az
Funniest Poster Ramble
Poster you would most like to make sweet love with.. Ramble
Best Thread One I made
Worst Thread one az made
Best Signature Mine
Best Quote in a thread One of mine
Best Double Act Me and my right hand
The MacTuskan Award for Posting beyond the call of duty Fred
The Tool, Cool and Fool award
Az

 

Best all-round poster - Toochilled
Worst all-round poster - DarthArsenal6 - although he could also be the funniest as well.
Best Male Poster - Yoshi
Best Female Poster - Hmm... DarkQueen probably.
Most Respected Poster - Yoshi
Best Newcomer - Stuey
Gayest Poster - DarthTerrious
Funniest Poster - Moylesy
Poster you would most like to make sweet love with.. - Stoney-Wan-Kenobi
Best Thread - Post here if you're not in the running
Worst Thread - Attack of the Vikings
Best Signature - DARK_SCORE - 'cup the balls, work the shaft'
Best Quote in a thread - OPEN
Best Double Act - Yoshi/DarkQueen
The MacTuskan Award for Posting beyond the call of duty - Asabrush (sensible posts)
The Tool, Cool and Fool award - Rambleboba

 

Best all-round poster: Rambles (he's meant to be my clone )
Worst all-round poster: ME!
Best Male Poster: Az
Best Female Poster: Az
Most Respected Poster: DA6
Best Newcomer: Me
Gayest Poster: MCR
Funniest Poster: Az (most of the few times i actually LOL is to his posts, even if he is a gimp)
Poster you would most like to make sweet love with.. Me, i'm that damn sexy
Best Thread: Star Wars Theme Pub
Worst Thread: Post here if you're not in the running... (what a massive waste of time that was)
Best Signature: DARK_SCORE
Best Quote in a thread: 'Darth Maul's Double-Ended Masterclass: positions for the lonely apprentice' ok it's not the best but it's the best from a conversation i'm in right now
Best Double Act: Me and Sharon
The MacTuskan Award for Posting beyond the call of duty: Az, very few ever want him to post but he always does anyway
The Tool, Cool and Fool award: i've lost interest now anyway, i don't care

the views and opinions expressed above may not actaully be the views of the user that posted them or anyone. It is most likely this is a load of bollocks and i just put down the first thing that came to mind. That's why most of my response either include me or the people i've seen on the boards in the last 10 minutes, that doesn't mean you shouldn't value my opinion above all of yours

 

Just a couple for me:


Worst all-round poster ReaperFett
Most Respected PosterUKS?
Poster you would most like to make sweet love with.. ReaperFett, so at least someone has.
Best Signature Go on then, ReaperFett

 

LOSE THE QUESTION MARK REAPER.





UKS

 

Make me, Jowl face!

 

Don't make me dribble all over you.

UKS

 

Best all-round poster - Rambles
Worst all-round poster - Stuey ( I changed my mind)
Best Male Poster - Yoshee
Best Female Poster - Dark_Queen
Most Respected Poster - MushyPeaMan or Yoshee
Best Newcomer - Stuey (new to here anyway)
Gayest Poster - Stuey
Funniest Poster - Rambles
Poster you would most like to make sweet love with.. - none of you ugly people
Best Thread - The Star Wars Theme Pub or The **official** eastenders thread
Worst Thread - Post here if you're not in the running (although it was funny for a bit)
Best Signature - mine of course
Best Quote in a thread - "//licks own genitals" - Wellard - The **official** eastenders thread
Best Double Act - Yoshee and Dark_Queen
The MacTuskan Award for Posting beyond the call of duty - Az_Azzameen
The Tool, Cool and Fool award - i dont know

 

Hmmm.. difficult and divisive.. my sort of poll!

Best all-round poster: Az For being Az in all situations. And Normal.
Worst all-round poster: DarthArsenal Sorry mate, nothing personal but I like my beer cold, My TV on and my Posts in English!
Best Male Poster: Charis
Best Female Poster: N/A There are no women on the Introweb. Just lots of maladjusted men.
Best Newcomer: Depends on how you define "Newcomer"... ? MasterChapRimera
Gayest Poster: Stuey
Poster you would most like to make sweet love with..: 1977 original Star Wars single sheet B version.
Best Thread: The "post if your not in the running" one
Worst Thread: "Theme Pub". e-drinking is not for me.
Best Signature: Donnie DARKO's Hehehe!
Best Quote in a thread: Dunno. Don't memorise JC quotes.
Best Double Act: Morecombe and Wise
The Tool, Cool and Fool award: Don't know what it means, but I'll award it to toochilled for simultaneously making me agree with everything says, then pissing me off chronically and then back to making me laugh out loud. An Enigma wrapped in a puzzle enveloped in a episode-x t-shirt.

 

LMAO
I have 2 nominations for best all round poster! How?????

 

No votes for me? I feel like I'm in Florida

 

My votes were also based on my last 20 seconds on the board.

I blame Television for my minute attention span.

Oooh look! A dog with a ham!

//runs off.

UKS

 

Quoting The Simpsons won't win any votes from me

 

Curses! My plan to win the e-popularity concert has been thwarted!

*SHAKES FIST AT HALIBUT*

And I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for this meddling kid!

Old man UKS: The Janitor at the theme park.

 

woo a nomination for newcomer even though I've been here for nearly a year now. Oh well, I'll take it.

 

Forgive me, I am old.

A "01" still counts as a newbie in my book....

UKS

 

at least it wasnt another vote for being gay

 

woo-hoo! everyone thinks i'm gay!

 

strange that

 

Best Newcomer - Me

Best Thread - Has to be this.