I’m drinking a pint of chocolate coconut porter in your honor. But you still have to make your own sammiches.
I'd like to thank reddit for managing to remind me that today was International Men's Day with an MRA-esque rattling off of statistics which implies that men are the real oppressed gender instead of victims of the same patriarchal system that victimizes women.
In addition to drinking my delicious stout, I have also started watching Alias Grace in honor of this day.
I'd like to thank SJWs for hijacking it for their own purposes while complaining about MRAs hijacking it.