FF:SA Its mine! Its mine! Its all mine!

... strains of the 'Imperial March' float through the halls ...

.. Darth Meanders strides in ....

There have been rumours about the place that a Sith is in control of the SAFF. I'm here to tell you this is all true but the full extent has not been revealed .... until now.

Did you all really believe the cover story about A-D going to Texas? The truth is I've had my former master deported so I can now take control of the SAFF.

Did you all really think that was merely Jawa Juice you were all drinking at 'Meander's Inn'? Those were genetically engineered Jawas whose extract contains compounds to bend the will. By now sufficient concentrations of this compound should have built up in your systems so you are all under my control. And don't think if you didn't drink the stuff you were safe. You didn't notice that slightly pungent odour in your V-B did you Evil?

Beware to all those that oppose me. Toddi tried once and I had him exiled to Port Augusta. Aiel tried once and now she can't find her Skywalker Ranch pictures. T-K? Sentenced to a life of being unable to shoot straight. Dark Lord Alf? Well he wasn't always that furry. Winter? I've messed her up so bad she thinks wanting to teach a class room full of snotty screaming kids is a good idea. And finally Master_Skywalker .... well he lives down South. I figure that's punishment enough. Oh I and gave everyone else colds just because you looked like you were going to oppose me

Fools! ........ Things will be different here now....... Bwaaaa haaa haaa!


.. looks down at minion ..

What? Oh yes. Welcome to all newcomers to the SAFF. Enjoy your stay

.. turns around and walks back out in deep conversation with minion ..

I think that went rather well don't you?

What? I shouldn't be revealing my master plan so soon? Well its a little late for that now. Hmmmmph!



... trips over cloak ....








.. sounds of a dog barking in the distance ..

milney looks up from his webserver control station...

Meh. Another day, another hostile takeover of a forum.

Notices the graphics, hit refresh if you haven't noticed them

Oh, now THAT's very well thought out. Oh well, I can just put the normal one's back up.

Can't find them...

Maybe they're over here...

Still can't find them, trips over a stack of files...

Oh dear, it looks as though these graphics are going to stay for a while.

ehh ehh.....



Fox appreciates this Humans mind.....




such patience! biding his time........to reveil his TRUE self....




such Foxness!






btw, Fox is not under his control......but will happily act as 'mercenary' to those with a few dollars...


...or a fur seal

*bows before Meanders on a well thought out and executed plan*

I am Impressed, thou Lord Meanders, you may want to turn down the Garrish looking graphics. After all we may suddenly find the alliance knocking at our door.

If you wish anything M'lord, Quinten is at your service

pfft..bowing...

brown-nosing is not for us who think we are above such frivolty.

















um...how warm is this water supposed to be to bathe D-M's feet again?


how would you like your grapes sir? Peeled or skin on?



(love the graphics, btw...they should stay that way!!)

I had alot of fun adding the grafitti to the graphics.

I mean, I have no idea where these graphics came from

I bow down to NO-ONE.

Whooped you at Air-Hockey. 7-2

Unfortunately lost to (closely 7-6) to Jedi boy....

Face it.... you is third at the moment...




P.S. this is all being noted for the bosses return.

pfft...boss???

there's a boss?????

nobody is the boss of me...

besides, we'll probably be watched from afar..

yer reckon !!!!!!!!!

She'll probably try to log on, on the flight over.


Fox, control your female.......

he's not here to control me...



besides, who said he controls me? NOBODY controls me, 'cept me!!!

*lol* @ E-I, D-M I sense the good in you, renounce your Evil ways & return to the light side before it is too late. I suspect it may be too late, but hey, whatya gonna do ? Gotta try.

Did I just say that last bit out loud ?

Darkside = FUN.



Havent worked it out yet, HUH ?

need another outing, right?


time to show jedi boy how to have fun again...

Nice place to visit....wouldn't want to live there

next Wednesday night, E-I...

hee hee

What's Wed night ??? Just kidding*lol*

wednesday night is the night after tuesday night and the night before thursday night.

Air-Hockey rematch.


This time ....... you lose.






badly.

don't tell, but I've got an air hockey table for my boys for christmas (yes, already, it was going cheap)

so...next year, I WILL be the champion. so there!

and....action!!

what did I say?

LoL @ A-D You found a computer well done !!

Now you're in trouble you Evil Sith Lord. Your ass is fried !!

Oh... look ... its the ABSENT one.

You have lost your hold over us.


THE MONKEYS ARE RUNNING THE ZOO !

*pulls up a chair & sits back*

*pops a maltezer*- " This should be good"

AD, I'd do something about the graffitti here, but I'm trying to sort out the mess that is my webserver.

You see, I tripped over this huge folder of files and, well, you know how things can happen