... strains of the 'Imperial March' float through the halls ... .. Darth Meanders strides in .... There have been rumours about the place that a Sith is in control of the SAFF. I'm here to tell you this is all true but the full extent has not been revealed .... until now. Did you all really believe the cover story about A-D going to Texas? The truth is I've had my former master deported so I can now take control of the SAFF. Did you all really think that was merely Jawa Juice you were all drinking at 'Meander's Inn'? Those were genetically engineered Jawas whose extract contains compounds to bend the will. By now sufficient concentrations of this compound should have built up in your systems so you are all under my control. And don't think if you didn't drink the stuff you were safe. You didn't notice that slightly pungent odour in your V-B did you Evil? Beware to all those that oppose me. Toddi tried once and I had him exiled to Port Augusta. Aiel tried once and now she can't find her Skywalker Ranch pictures. T-K? Sentenced to a life of being unable to shoot straight. Dark Lord Alf? Well he wasn't always that furry. Winter? I've messed her up so bad she thinks wanting to teach a class room full of snotty screaming kids is a good idea. And finally Master_Skywalker .... well he lives down South. I figure that's punishment enough. Oh I and gave everyone else colds just because you looked like you were going to oppose me Fools! ........ Things will be different here now....... Bwaaaa haaa haaa! .. looks down at minion .. What? Oh yes. Welcome to all newcomers to the SAFF. Enjoy your stay .. turns around and walks back out in deep conversation with minion .. I think that went rather well don't you? What? I shouldn't be revealing my master plan so soon? Well its a little late for that now. Hmmmmph! ... trips over cloak .... .. sounds of a dog barking in the distance ..