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Discussion Its minute 37 of Episode VII - what is going to happen??

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by clone3131, Jan 30, 2013.

  1. Lord Tuvitor

    Lord Tuvitor Jedi Master star 4

    Jun 27, 2003
    Chewbacca tears Han's arms off and beats him to death with them. His last words: "Shoulda let the wookiee win"
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  2. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

    Mar 4, 2011

    YOU'RE BACK!!! [:D][:D][:D]

    Now...*ahem*...about that 37th minute...

    We will be introduced to the new Dark Jedi...and she will be awesome. :D

    Meanwhile at least one of my kids will have to pee.
  3. Episode Swag

    Episode Swag Jedi Knight star 1

    Jan 9, 2013
    I think we will have a talk between the bad guys.
  4. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

    Nov 12, 2012
    Here's is what is basically going on at minute 37 in all 6 movies, for future reference please extrapolate from this point onwards:

    Episode 1 - Sebulba bites the head off of that piece of food, the sandstorm sweeps in, Anakin notices Qui-Gon's lightsaber
    Episode 2 - Obi-Wan points out that he has lost a planet, the kids school him on his rather quickly, Obi-Wan walks out in something of a huff and confers with Yoda.
    Episode 3 - Anakin is allowed to be on the council but will not retain the rank of Master. Yoda reveals he has good relations with the Wookies.
    Episode 4 - Tarkin proclaims that the regional governors now have direct control of their systems and fear will do the job. Vader rather quickly says the plans will be back in their hands.
    Episode 5- basically just the start of the Millennium Falcon being chased by Tie Fighters. Two Star Destroyers kind of run into each other even though space is infinite in all directions.
    Episode 6 - the entirety of Luke taking off on his X-Wing from Tatooine, having a comm chit-chat with Leia and Han, and saying he has a promise to keep with an old friend. The first few seconds of The Emperor arriving at the Death Star

    So, ESB is the anomaly here. Basically, if the tempo of the series is any indication, in Episode 7 by now the first big spectacular setpiece is already out of the way and running smack into some exposition to set up the next chunk of the movie.

    (This post is brought to you by the fact I was on a smoke break and I have all 6 movies on my ipod. Star Wars wherever and whenever I go anywhere!)
  5. clone3131

    clone3131 Jedi Master star 4

    Feb 11, 2004
    ^^^ Thats awesome....


  6. lord_eidolon

    lord_eidolon Jedi Master star 3

    Feb 2, 2004
    It's when you walk out to visit the restroom. When you come back, you realize you missed something important and swear to yourself a second, third, forth, and fifth cinema viewing will therefore be necessary, nay, essential to your continued existence.
  7. ForceJumpAnakin

    ForceJumpAnakin Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Dec 24, 2006
    They go to a star within a star. Starception.
    They make a lightsaber within a lightsaber. Lightception.
    A darth woman becomes pregnant. Darthception.
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  8. Darth Claire

    Darth Claire Force Ghost star 5

    Dec 21, 2012
    Sounds like you're describing Christopher Nolans Star Wars....except it makes more sense :p
  9. Dranem

    Dranem JCF Banner Contest Winner star 1 VIP - Game Winner

    Oct 31, 2012
    Minute 37? Star wipe that fades out into a tropical forest at night. Two Twi'leks emerge from a pool of water as some funky music begins to play. They begin to dry each other off and... wait, before I continue are we going under the assumption that Episode VII is at least rated R?
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  10. GGrievous

    GGrievous Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Nov 6, 2005
    Me sleeping in the theater chair.
  11. DarthRuss

    DarthRuss Jedi Youngling

    Sep 26, 2004
    A Senate committee meeting on the improvement of the Holonet infrastructure. [face_dancing]
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  12. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

    Nov 20, 2012
    Some random Jedi will walk up to the camera holding a card that says "Minute 37 kthxbye".
  13. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

    Jul 29, 2004
    I'm not sure. But by Page 37:
    - Jason Statham is in Jedi robes
    - 3PO has caught some Droid Dingle Disease
    - Lando has referred to "peeling off a cap" in someone
    - Han's eaten his pureed green beans
    - Leia's been in an underground Gungan bukkake hologram
    - The genie in the lamp is out!
    - Luke discovered his dad's TIE fighter...and the secret stash of porn within
    - Yoda's ghost materialized into a bowl of soup
    - Someone has said "I have a bad feeling about this..."
  14. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel New Films Lawgiver & Casual Flyer star 5 Staff Member Manager

    Nov 20, 2012
    As usual, ESB wins.
  15. Echo-07

    Echo-07 Jedi Master star 4

    Nov 9, 2012
    Is this for real or am I being punked?
  16. Kuestmaster

    Kuestmaster Jedi Knight star 2

    Nov 17, 2012
    Han will reapper. Mark my words. In a ANH he doesn't appear until 40 minutes or so of the movie. He'll be back then too in the Ep VII.
  17. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

    Jan 5, 2011
    After killing off the Big 3, the next generation of heroes will begin their journey.
  18. Lord Chazza

    Lord Chazza Jedi Master star 4

    Jan 4, 2013
    Daniel Craig makes his first appearance as the top agent in New Republic Intelligence.
  19. johnrain39

    johnrain39 Jedi Padawan star 1

    Oct 30, 2012
    Boba Fett's daughter and Han's daughter are bff on Kamino and try surfing during a wild storm on the watery world. There is a nice musical montage while they surf the wild waves.
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  20. TCF-1138

    TCF-1138 Porg of New Films & Fan Films star 5 Staff Member Manager

    Sep 20, 2002
    Me swearing a solemn oath to destroy all smart-phones - and their owners.
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  21. Jedi Dragon D

    Jedi Dragon D Jedi Master star 4

    Jan 24, 2013
    Sexy babe with big breasts in a gold bikinI... Her moms.... Jaina Solo
  22. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Mar 9, 2003
    Luke's son Lloyd Skywalker and Wedge's son Harry Antilles visit the Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.
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  23. Rox

    Rox Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Nov 24, 2000
    Knowing my kid I'll be taking him to the bathroom 37 minutes in.
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  24. Darth EL Pollo Loco

    Darth EL Pollo Loco Jedi Padawan star 1

    Jan 27, 2013
    Han will shoot first (again)
  25. ezekiel22x

    ezekiel22x Force Ghost star 5

    Aug 9, 2002
    Luke and Leia finally get married.