It's Monday so...

One month I sent 1185 text messages...

 

Dead or alive Barry is the Lurve Guru and there's no arguing with him.

I know you want her to love you mate and she probably does (or she'd say auf weidersehen pet)but play it cool for the next few days. Or slap her. Say you were on one of your internet slapping sprees and got her mixed up with one of us.

 

Barry is alive and well..

And she ain't going to love you when you're acting like this man...

What you might interprit as somekind of honest motive on your part might come across slightly 'Hi i'm stalking you' on hers..

Chill out...or you'll scare her away

 

Assuming he hasn't already...

 

Like I said, I'm only sending one today.

One of my friends thinks I should dump her. "I deserve better" he claims.

 

Well what she did wasn't very nice...I would of dumped her for it....not before writing not very nice things about her on every bit of available toilet wall

 

Well of course you deserve better my little globe trotting friend. Butcha know the only thing that makes any kind of relationship work, is mutual respect.

Stick your "dipstick" in your tub of mutual repect. Base your decisions on that.

 

Stick your "dipstick" in your tub of mutual repect.


LOL. I could change that to Can I stick my "dipstick" in your tub of mutual repect.

Don't think it would get me very far though. Still, gotta try it....

 

I don't deserve better, because we're perfect for each other. This is the only time she has ever been a complete bitch, and I'm forgiving her for it. When we're together, every day is the best day of my life.

I hope to God that somehow she gets to reads this.

 

OA: Let me know how you get on. I should have been born a bloke. Shuddit.

EDIT: Aw Garrett.

You've got it bad. Hope you geddit sorted. Soon. You've only got about 60 days left to travel the rest of the world.

 

I had a good weekend. Thanks for asking.

 

Huh ?


TTG , Mont_minx , OAC, MomentofTRumph,........................

 

'huh',indeed!
what's all this then?
i thought 'that lot' had fu...
...gone away.
hey!
good to see yous all back,though!

i spent the weekend hammering out some artwork for turr phennir and went to a birthday party and went to see reign of fire and the bourne identity.