"It's Not My Fault!" The Star Wars Original Trilogy Favorite Quotes/Misquotes Thread

"You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from us!"

Hehehehe.

 

For a really long time I thought Lando said, "we've gotta get some kind of reading on that sheild. I'm bored now!"

Where he actually says, "Up or down."

 

LOL!

In my Star Wars trivia book, there's a question that reads something like this:

What did Obi-wan say to Luke before he set out for Cloud City?

A. "..."

B. "..."

C. "Talcum powder will help with the chafing."

D. "Don't give in to hate..."

 

"Mudhole! Slimy! My home this is!"
"Mine! Or I will help you not!"

Yoda's got some great one-liners.

Skywalker Child

 

All of the interactions between Han and 3PO are the best. Han shows him zero respect.
HAN
"Let him have it, it's not wise to upset a wookie"
3PO
"Sir, nobody worries about upsetting a dorid"
Han
"Droids don't pull arms out of socket when they lose, wookies have been known to do that"
3PO
"New strategy R2 let the wookie win"

 

Han and the Force:

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

"There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny."

One of my favorite exchanges between Luke and Han:

"Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be...well, more wealth than you can imagine."

"I don't know. I can imagine quite a bit."

 

"Hurry it up goldenrod, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!"

 

my favorite quote is Leias "into the garbage shoot, flyboy!" dont know why..it just is. favorite misquote is the "Luke, I am your father"..actually watched the film a couple times before I realized what the line actually was.

I also love the ROTJ scene where the Ewoks mistake CPO for a deity. The look on Lukes face when CPO tells Han that it is against his programming is PRICELESS!!!

 

I know it's been used, but...

"I'd rather kiss a Wookiee."

Classic. Timeless. The perfect rejection.

What's not to love?

 

People misquote Vader on ESB:

"Togheter, we can destroy the Emperor, and Rule the Galaxy, as Father and Son".

He actually says Luke can destroy the Emperor, and that the Emperor has foressen it. And that they can rule the galaxy, as father and son. Different!

Also, they misquote:

"Luke, I'm your fater"

He actually said:

"No, I'm your father"

 

"I'd rather kiss a Wookiee."

This is twice now I've seen this...Leia says "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee."

Skywalker Child

 

Here are some of mine:

Han, in the Garbage Masher
One things for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner!

On the Falcon, after they blasted out of Hoth:
Han- Hey! Your worship! I'm only trying to help!
Leia- Would you please stop calling me that?!
Han- Sure, Leia.
Leia- You make things so difficult sometimes!
Han- I do, I really do.

On Endor after Leia has found out who she is.
Han- What's going on?
Leia- Nothing.
Han- Come on, whats wrong?
Leia- I, I can't tell you!
Han- Could you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell!?!

On the Death Star.
Leia- Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
Luke- Huh? Oh, The uniform! *takes off helmet* I'm Luke Skywalker and I'm here to rescue you!
Leia- *sitting up* You're who?
Luke-I'm here to rescue you. I've got your R2 unit. I'm here with Ben Kenobi.

Later.
Leia- This is some rescue! You got in here didn't you have a way of getting out?
Han-He's the brains Sweetheart.

The last one (for now) isn't really a line, but it's one of my favorite parts. When the Ewoks are bringing the torches over to Han, he's blowing on the torches.

 

I agree with whoever it was that mentioned "Into the garbage chute, flyboy!".

Another favorite:
Han: "Laugh it up, fuzzball!"

 

Oh! I forgot about my favorite line in the whole OT!

"I'm Luke Skywalker and I'm here to rescue you!"

Ah, but the perfect rejection

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!

got the perfect comeback.

I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss!

 

Leia

This is some rescue! You came in here-didn't you have a plan for getting out?

Han

He's the brains, sweetheart.

Luke

Well I didn't...hey!

Han

What are you doing!?!?!

Leia

Somebody's got to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, flyboy!

Han, to Chewie

Get in there! Get in there, you big oaf, I don't care what you smell! Get in there!

*Han looks at Luke*

Han, to Luke

Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her!

 

My favorite quote for the day:

Luke: Be careful, there might be more of them out there.

Han: Hey, it's me!

And another:

Chewie: Rooooaarr!

Han: Luke? Luke's crazy; he can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody!

Chewie: Roooaarrr!!

Han: A Jedi Knight?!?!?! Great, I'm out of it for a little while and everybody gets delusions of granduer...

 

"I..killed them. I killed them all. And not just the men. The women, and the children too. They're animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!!"

Love the emotion Hayden puts into that line..whoa.

"You've failed, your Highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me."

"Master Obi-Wan has lost a planet. How embarrassing, how embarrassing."

"Join me, and with our combined might, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy!"

I use this one fairly regularly..gets laughs.

 

Heh...those are good, 'cept for the fact that only one of them actually belongs on this thread. Most of them were from the PT, this is OT only. Thanks, though!

You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi...like my father before me!

 

"Your over-confidence is your weakness."
"Your faith in your friends is yours!"

Skywalker Child

 

flying through the asteroid belt,

leia: "you don't have to do this to impress me".

 

"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three-thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one!"

"Never tell me the odds!"

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"His High exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately!"

"Good, I hate long waits."

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"I'm rather embarassed, General Solo, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

 

Han is trying to fix the Falcon. Leia is impatient.


Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?

Han: It might!

 

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!

got the perfect comeback.

I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss!


I like this one too, but actually it's...

I can arrange that! HE could use a good kiss!

also..

jabba..you're a wonderfull human being

 

I like Kenobi's line from ANH:

"Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"

 

one of mine is in ROTJ, when luke returns from his speeder chase. Han asks "where's Leia" and i thought she was with you" Luke replies.."we got separated" i think its clever because its kind of like a pun/ or a double meaning (ie, separated in the bush...and separated when they were children)