It's so hot/cold outside that....(Humor)

Depending on what time of year it is,type the phrase:"It's so hot(or cold)outside that" and then something humorous.

Here are a couple of examples:

It's so hot outside that the ants built a diving board on the bird bath.

It's so hot outside that bees are bursting in to flame in mid-flight.



Daniel lock: Sorry, we already have a humor thread. Also seems to fit more along the lines of the YJCC. Thanks.

 

This reminds me of those "Your Mama's so fat" sayings

 

Daniel will probably lock this because we have a lot of social threads already.

 

Oh,but it's OK for others to post them AS?

 

it's so hot outside the pooring rain just evaporates before it hits the ground. Not. Oooh, there is the sun!