Depending on what time of year it is,type the phrase:"It's so hot(or cold)outside that" and then something humorous. Here are a couple of examples: It's so hot outside that the ants built a diving board on the bird bath. It's so hot outside that bees are bursting in to flame in mid-flight. Daniel lock: Sorry, we already have a humor thread. Also seems to fit more along the lines of the YJCC. Thanks.