It's time for an invasion.

Following the success of the Western Australian invasion and the Midlands successful invasion of Singapore it is time to strike once again.

As your Field Marshal I am asking the FFUK people to join as one great army.
With our Allies we shall strike.
Now, where do YOU think we should strike next?
Which board needs living up?
Who do you think will accept the Brit invasion with a smile and a joke?
(That's the JCC out then!)
I am seeking positions for Lieutenant General and Major General.
Sidious1 is your General who will take command in my abscence.



Rise up people, help make the British an Empire once again.
Let us Sing Rule Britania as we storm the boards waving our Union Jack high.
Be proud, be strong, be British and above all BE FUNNY!


Post your choice of target, on Wednesday 19th we strike.
Think hard and think well.
This will be our most triumphant hour.

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Well, I was in History today and I thought to myself "Ya know, it's about time we had another Crusade. I hear they're great fun".

 

I think you need the Pope's Sanction to have a proper Crusade. And I've misplaced his e-mail address.

Maybe we should just invade Wales. It's not very far away and I'm too lazy to find another board.

 

Invade comms....




















Maybe not. Sapes would see arse and set Raven on us.



I say we hit those Frenchies and watch them run for the hills. (no obvious jokes though as that would be cruel on their own board)

 

Of course, it is time we stopped being an Umpire to the world and regained our status as an EMPIRE.

(Queue the obligatory 'Empire Strikes Back' jokes.)

So are you in Mustafar?

 

Master-Fatburt I would like you to be my Lieutenant General.
Especially after you wanted to wage war on the JCC.

And I like your idea of invading France, not only is it easy but they seem up for a laugh most of the time!

 

I'm always ready and able for a good invasion. Especially a French one...

 

Now don't you go being mean to them! I'm part French...so its impossible for me to take sides.

 

I second that motion. Can?t beat a good ol? French invasion. Count me in Jimbo!

 

KILL SERENA THE SPY!!!!!!!!!

 

And to think, I almost trusted you. Glad I know now. No secrets for little miss Half-Frog!

 

i`m in, although i have my hands full with the "singapore operation".

 

Croatia. They're getting lax.

 

*conks shotgun* Serena, you wouldn't mind coming this way would you?

 

Okay people, killing Serena aside, we will move on Wednesday.
Ranks will be handed out Saturday and you WILL be expected to do your duty.
This is for our country, our glory and above all else our amusement!

 

is that like hitting yourself on the nose?

 

Boy, this is patriotic. *puts hand on heart and gets all teary eyed*

God save are gracious Queen!
Long live are noble Queen!
God save are Queen!
dud dud dud duh
Send her victorious!
Happy and glorious!
Long to reign over us!
God save are Queen!

 

Don't judge me by my birth! We cannot help the stoke from which we were born! *swoons dramatically*


I'll just get someone to guillotine you all

 

Typical, get someone else to do your dirty work for you!
Will you have someone else wave the white flag too?

 

conk

 

But wouldn't they be hiding rather than be at the guillotine?

Anyway, count me in Jimbo

 

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The French always stood two metres away from the guillotine because they didn't want to get their Berét's wet...

 

Serena, I heard all about Louis XIV.


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It's called a bath.