JCC itt ghost jokes

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Jan 1, 2013.

  1. hudzu Chosen One

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    why do ghosts hate rain?

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    it dampens their spirits


    what is a ghosts favorite food?

    answer (open)
    i scream


    what does the ghost say when its sad?

    answer (open)
    boo hoo
  2. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    MAGISTER IACENORUM I HATE YOU FOREVER
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  3. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    What did the chicken ghost say when it was asked why it wanted to cross the road?
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    That's really insensitive and perpetuates a nasty stereotype.
  4. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    where is a ghost?

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    over there!


    WAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  5. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Why was the Sith ghost laughed at?

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    For changing his name to Summer Dreamer
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  6. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Why do you have two spoiler tags in your post with the second one having nothing in it?
  7. hudzu Chosen One

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    its a ghost spoiler tag duh. read the thread
  8. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    That's some spooky @#/$, man!
    Last edited by JoinTheSchwarz, Jan 2, 2013
  9. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    What do you call a drunken ghost?

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    A methylated spirit
  10. halibut Ex-Mod

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    I saw right through that
  11. Ghost Chosen One

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    :p
  12. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Liam Neeson, Peter O'Toole, and Steve Guttenberg starring in a 1980s horror/romance/comedy film.

    Last edited by Aytee-Aytee, Jan 2, 2013
  13. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    What's worse than having ghosts coming out of the fireplace?
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    Your mom
  14. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    What do Ghosts sneeze?

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    Boogers

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