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JCC itt ghost jokes

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Jan 1, 2013.

  1. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    why do ghosts hate rain?

    it dampens their spirits

    what is a ghosts favorite food?

    i scream

    what does the ghost say when its sad?

    boo hoo
     
  2. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    MAGISTER IACENORUM I HATE YOU FOREVER
     
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  3. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    What did the chicken ghost say when it was asked why it wanted to cross the road?
    That's really insensitive and perpetuates a nasty stereotype.
     
  4. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    where is a ghost?

    over there!

    WAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  5. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    Why was the Sith ghost laughed at?

    For changing his name to Summer Dreamer
     
  6. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Why do you have two spoiler tags in your post with the second one having nothing in it?
     
  7. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 1, 2003
    its a ghost spoiler tag duh. read the thread
     
  8. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nov 18, 2005
    That's some spooky @#/$, man!
     
  9. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Oct 3, 2003
    What do you call a drunken ghost?

    A methylated spirit
     
  10. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I saw right through that
     
  11. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 13, 2003
    :p
     
  12. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Liam Neeson, Peter O'Toole, and Steve Guttenberg starring in a 1980s horror/romance/comedy film.

     
  13. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    What's worse than having ghosts coming out of the fireplace?
    Your mom
     
  14. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    Feb 26, 2007
    What do Ghosts sneeze?

    Boogers