JCC itt i tell you what's wrong with you

is there a right day?

 

I'm quite aware of that. Maybe that's what's wrong with me

 

Butthole

 

im drunk as balls rigith now so just ask me.

sposored by join the mods

 

There's still really nothing wrong with me, but go ahead, give it your best shot.

 

She already did yours.

 

Shhhh

 

Apparently the elevator thread gave you more fodder, Moltres.

 

Do me, Zap. I require a minimum of one hundred words.

 

STILL WAITING

 

Jesse, where the hell have you been?!

 

Waiting. For the filmmaking thread to come back.

 

You couldn't at least point out some insignificant flaw in a film and follow it with a long guttural utterance? I can't tell you how much I miss that on the JCC.

 

Pretty sure I only did it a few times -

Peter Jackson's King Kong - way more people died on Skull Island than Jack Black's character stated in the film
2012 - everyone is wearing converses at the end
Stargate SG1 - Teal'c swipes his ID card wrong yet the door still opens, you can see the animal trainer's hand beckoning a "wolf", Daniel Jackson's shoots video but the LCD screen is dark
Schindler's List - a female extra eats with a spoon that has no food in it.
Lost - I complained about the glitchy opening title and an Other groping Kate's breasteses
A History of Violence - the son is a total wimp and his girl friend has a huge pimple on her forehead.
Prince of Persia - Alfred Molina's nose changes shape
Stealth - the color of the plane, Jessica Biel in general, and the bowl of apples on the admiral's desk
Melinda & Melinda and Lethal Weapon - extras staring at the camera

 

YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE NOISE OR IT DOESN'T COUNT

 

Settle down, Rain Man.