Fun ITT post the stupidest thing currently in your FB feed

GUNS

 

A man pulled a gun on me and asked "would you die for your friends and family?" I got shot as I reached for the gun in my pocket.

 

People keep their guns in their pockets?

 

a man pulled a gun on me and asked "is your family dead?" "yes" i replied. "oh okay." he said, putting his gun away.

 

a man pulled his pockets out, hanging them loosely at his sides, and asked "dead gun?" "petrolatum contracts" i replied, grimacing, blood dripping from my ear. "oh, let it BE" the man groaned, and moved his tower all the way to the end of the board, taking my bishop. the spaceship descended from the sky rapidly, shining blindingly bright lights into our faces.

 

More gun stupidity, this time via my Instagram feed:


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Man... you people associate with some goofy folk. I don't know any real gun enthusiasts or religious nuts. The most obnoxious crap I have to deal with are the incessant quiz results. You should associate with better people.

 

Those 2 posts were from ex-Wally World co-workers.

 

Was Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Redirected to Diego Garcia?

Sadly, posted by one of the smartest people I know.

 

"A great WrestleMania & the Dodgers avoiding a sweep (via the despicable Giants)? Yes! Yes! Yes! #Niiiiiiiice"

 

Thought it said "sound of a cum shot" for a fleeting moment.

 

Yeah, there were a lot of posts about scripted entertainment yesterday, not all of it wrestling related. Such horror!




Eeth-my-Koth Nice effort in trying to bust my bubble there, but it didn't work this time. Better luck next time .

 

That would have been a master stroke.

 

I should really play this game because a former college friend has apparently gone full looney tunes.

I'm on my phone so I'm just going to cut and paste text...

All Americans Microchipped By 2017?

Is NBC predicting RFID implanted in Americans in 2017 or are they the mouth piece for the beast?

If you take the RFID Microchip they can TRACK your every move, Control your MONEY, Control your FOOD and possible even KILL you if you don’t obey!

A number of states like Virginia, have passed “stop the mark of the beast legislation” in an effort to stop this.

Remember, they do things over time to condition the population into think this is normal. Please understand, you are just a number to the government. A RFID Chip is the governments means to control you for the rest of your life.

 

Not stupid per se, but somebody keeps posting horrific photos of injuries and explanations for what happened. NC17 stuff.

 

Is like an activist thing ("stop the war!") or is this person just getting off on it?

 

He's claiming that he's just showing these injuries for educational purposes, but it's so severely ****ed up, I'm guessing that at this point it's the latter. These aren't pics of war wounds either, they're photos of injuries from work-place accidents.

 

The assumption the Jesus is a defining force for all.

 

By G-d, he means penis.

 

From a post of a friend of mine about the Redskins name via the US Patent Office (my friend's post was more inquisitive on meaning and other sports teams, but these were two of the responses):

XXXXXXXXXXXXXX: First the ******* [ED: high school] mascot name, now this? Give me a freakin break. After all these years it shouldn't be an issue. I still call it the ******** Redmen!! Once a Redmen ALWAYS a Redmen!! My other *********** friends feel the same way!

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY: It's the minority ruling the majority

I swear to you, the comments I want to make -- but I don't want to get my friend's friends in an uproar.

 

This thread is killing the JC. Because durpy durpy durpy