JCC [itt] punchlines ONLY

by the grace of god, and with the help of this stick, i was able to shove 'em back in there.

 

Orange you glad I didn't say piranha?

 

So one cat turned to the other and said, "See that's how you do it."

 

The Aristocrats!

 

A newspaper.

 

You boil the hell out of it.

 

These forums...

 

And the bear goes "Jesus Christ, it's in the paper already?!"

 

Two, but how did they get in there in the first place?

 

If we were all books, would Norman Reedus?!

 

Well that's the entire joke, isn't it? This thread is just for punchlines. You're cheating.

 

The Suez Canal is a busy ditch.

 

Moo

 

he threw some nails down on the counter and asked “can you put me up for the night?”

 

...and that's why Don Cheadle's called War Machine, baby!

 

**** you, clown.

 

So I bit him.

 

^^^^That's my favorite joke of all time (well, if it's the one I'm thinking of).

"Than a frontal lobotomy"

 

Kiki-Gonn dude! it's my favourite, too! if it's the same one
does 'clown college' ring a bell?



"because i'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

 

Fruit flies like a banana.

 

"Gee," the pharmacist replied, "I hope I didn't ruin your weekend."

 

Boy, are my arms tired.

 

The brick!