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ITT Souderwan answers questions about Submarine Waffles and Pancakes

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by Souderwan, Mar 31, 2008.

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  1. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Ask away!
     
  2. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Are there pancakes and/or waffles on submarines?

    How about syrup?

    Butter?
     
  3. Zaz

    Zaz Jedi Knight star 9

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    Dear Souderwan: My mother just told me that my father is a waffle. What does this mean?
     
  4. DarthSticky

    DarthSticky Jedi Master star 4

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    Do you get to cook waffles fresh on a submarine or are they instant waffles?
     
  5. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    What's the best place to put a submarine in Battleship: Waffles Edition?
     
  6. DarthSticky

    DarthSticky Jedi Master star 4

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    Answer our questions you slow answering submarine person!
     
  7. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Yes. And syrup, too! We usually eat pancakes, though. There's a slight Waffle bias that we're working on overcoming.


    She didn't want to tell you about me. It's ok. I'm not a waffle. You can relax.

    When we do make 'em (see above), they are fresh.


    In one of the curved squares. We fit nicely there.

     
  8. DarthSticky

    DarthSticky Jedi Master star 4

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    Do people on submarines eat sausage with their pancakes and/or waffles?

    If the answer is yes, do you sit across from each other and yell "FIRE ONE" then throw the sausage into each other's mouth pretending that they are tiny torpedoes?
     
  9. Andalite-Bandit

    Andalite-Bandit Jedi Padawan star 6

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    Is this technology a lie?
     
  10. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Submariners love sausage! Didn't you know?

    And yes. We love to feed each other, too!

    Ok. Not really.

    All technology is a lie. Even the internet. And certainly waffle irons!
     
  11. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    Are you allowed to take on your own personal frozen waffles if you would like to?
     
  12. Zaz

    Zaz Jedi Knight star 9

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    Dear Souderwan: I'm a Canadian and I hate maple syrup. What should I do?
     
  13. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    No. The waffle bias runs deep. To crush depth! :(

    Do like any good American would do! Package it and sell it and lie through your teeth about liking it.

     
  14. Zaz

    Zaz Jedi Knight star 9

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    Yeah, but as I said, I'm Canadian. We don't do stuff like that.
     
  15. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Then you might as well start cutting.
     
  16. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    You know, in my day they only let waffle aficionados be cooks. You done real good, boy.
     
  17. Zaz

    Zaz Jedi Knight star 9

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    Some advice. :p

    I think I'll go to thewafflehouse.net...
     
  18. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Awwww....you just made my day.
     
  19. DarthSticky

    DarthSticky Jedi Master star 4

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    Mr. Souderwan, if you drop a waffle on the deck does it make enough noise that the Chinese sub that's trailing you could hear it?
     
  20. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dude. The Chinese subs are so deaf that I can drop a stack of frozen waffles on the deck and they'd never hear it! lol @ the Chinese!!

     
  21. RX_Sith

    RX_Sith C&G Game Host star 5 VIP - Game Host

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    Which comes first Waffles or Pancakes on your plate?
     
  22. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Pancakes! How many times do I have to explain the anti-Waffle submarine bias?
     
  23. Andalite-Bandit

    Andalite-Bandit Jedi Padawan star 6

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    Souderwan, if you were in a submarine and the Commander of the Submarine, due to some sort of circumstances, gave you the order to dump all of the pancakes and pancake supplies into the sea, is this an example of a time when you would be allowed to disobey a direct order from a superior officer?
     
  24. Souderwan

    Souderwan Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Did you see Crimson Tide? Well that's based on a true story. But it had nothing to do with missiles. That's all I'm allowed to say, Andalite. You can guess who played me in the movie, though.
     
  25. Andalite-Bandit

    Andalite-Bandit Jedi Padawan star 6

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    Souderwan, suppose that one night when you were asleep in the submarine you were suddenly awakened but you did not comprehend why, and then you heard strange and eerie noises that seemed to reverberate magically through the air, and that you, quite confused, began to walk throughout the submarine trying to find the source of the noise, and then suddenly the hull of the ship became transparent, revealing the ocean beyond, and floating in the water not far from the ship was a gargantuan pancake, and it said to you in a booming telepathic voice "Souuuuuuuderwaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, I am the SEAAAAAA PANCAAAAAAAKE," and you say "Sea Pancake, hi I am Souderwan, what's going on here," and then it said "You mussssssst help usssssss Souuuuuuuderwaaaaaaaaan," and then Sea Pancake exploded, because of a megaladon shark, with armor, and then you could not see outside the submarine anymore?
     
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