ITT Souderwan answers questions about Submarine Waffles and Pancakes

Discussion in 'Archive: Pancakes and Waffles Forum' started by Souderwan, Mar 31, 2008.

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  1. Souderwan Chosen One

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  2. hudzu Chosen One

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    Are there pancakes and/or waffles on submarines?

    How about syrup?

    Butter?
  3. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Dear Souderwan: My mother just told me that my father is a waffle. What does this mean?
  4. DarthSticky Force Ghost

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    Do you get to cook waffles fresh on a submarine or are they instant waffles?
  5. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    What's the best place to put a submarine in Battleship: Waffles Edition?
  6. DarthSticky Force Ghost

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    Answer our questions you slow answering submarine person!
  7. Souderwan Chosen One

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    Yes. And syrup, too! We usually eat pancakes, though. There's a slight Waffle bias that we're working on overcoming.


    She didn't want to tell you about me. It's ok. I'm not a waffle. You can relax.

    When we do make 'em (see above), they are fresh.


    In one of the curved squares. We fit nicely there.

  8. DarthSticky Force Ghost

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    Do people on submarines eat sausage with their pancakes and/or waffles?

    If the answer is yes, do you sit across from each other and yell "FIRE ONE" then throw the sausage into each other's mouth pretending that they are tiny torpedoes?
  9. Andalite-Bandit Jedi Master

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    Is this technology a lie?
  10. Souderwan Chosen One

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    Submariners love sausage! Didn't you know?

    And yes. We love to feed each other, too!

    Ok. Not really.

    All technology is a lie. Even the internet. And certainly waffle irons!
  11. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    Are you allowed to take on your own personal frozen waffles if you would like to?
  12. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Dear Souderwan: I'm a Canadian and I hate maple syrup. What should I do?
  13. Souderwan Chosen One

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    No. The waffle bias runs deep. To crush depth! :(

    Do like any good American would do! Package it and sell it and lie through your teeth about liking it.

  14. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah, but as I said, I'm Canadian. We don't do stuff like that.
  15. Souderwan Chosen One

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    Then you might as well start cutting.
  16. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    You know, in my day they only let waffle aficionados be cooks. You done real good, boy.
  17. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Some advice. :p

    I think I'll go to thewafflehouse.net...
  18. Souderwan Chosen One

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    Awwww....you just made my day.
  19. DarthSticky Force Ghost

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    Mr. Souderwan, if you drop a waffle on the deck does it make enough noise that the Chinese sub that's trailing you could hear it?
  20. Souderwan Chosen One

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    Dude. The Chinese subs are so deaf that I can drop a stack of frozen waffles on the deck and they'd never hear it! lol @ the Chinese!!

  21. RX_Sith C&G Game Host

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    Which comes first Waffles or Pancakes on your plate?
  22. Souderwan Chosen One

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    Pancakes! How many times do I have to explain the anti-Waffle submarine bias?
  23. Andalite-Bandit Jedi Master

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    Souderwan, if you were in a submarine and the Commander of the Submarine, due to some sort of circumstances, gave you the order to dump all of the pancakes and pancake supplies into the sea, is this an example of a time when you would be allowed to disobey a direct order from a superior officer?
  24. Souderwan Chosen One

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    Did you see Crimson Tide? Well that's based on a true story. But it had nothing to do with missiles. That's all I'm allowed to say, Andalite. You can guess who played me in the movie, though.
  25. Andalite-Bandit Jedi Master

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    Souderwan, suppose that one night when you were asleep in the submarine you were suddenly awakened but you did not comprehend why, and then you heard strange and eerie noises that seemed to reverberate magically through the air, and that you, quite confused, began to walk throughout the submarine trying to find the source of the noise, and then suddenly the hull of the ship became transparent, revealing the ocean beyond, and floating in the water not far from the ship was a gargantuan pancake, and it said to you in a booming telepathic voice "Souuuuuuuderwaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, I am the SEAAAAAA PANCAAAAAAAKE," and you say "Sea Pancake, hi I am Souderwan, what's going on here," and then it said "You mussssssst help usssssss Souuuuuuuderwaaaaaaaaan," and then Sea Pancake exploded, because of a megaladon shark, with armor, and then you could not see outside the submarine anymore?
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