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Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by tom, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    what we got here is an old fashioned sockception.
     
  2. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    cindy jumped over the sleeper car! mewlers gave birth to healthy kittens!! fredo broke my heart!!!
     
  3. Ostrich_Stapler

    Ostrich_Stapler Jedi Master star 5

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    If you counter a sockception, is it a contraception?
     
  4. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    CRAZY FRIDAY!
     
  5. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    omg it's totally crazy friday. i just need to go sleep for about five hours then it's on.

    sleeping qualifies as stuff, you can look it up.
     
  6. Darth_Vaders_Sock

    Darth_Vaders_Sock Jedi Knight star 2

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    Anything that burns calories counts as something.
     
  7. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Stuff is happening all over the world. There's a man in Spain getting on a bus!
     
  8. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I'm wasting time
     
  9. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    thomas just bludgeoned a draugr deathlord to death! not bad for first thing in the morning.
     
  10. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    margaret snitched on paul! a baby sang the blues!
     
  11. Merlin_Ambrosius69

    Merlin_Ambrosius69 Jedi Master star 5

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    If I don't see robots in this thread in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to smite it with Nerf Thor hammer.

    Thou hast been warned!
     
  12. Merlin_Ambrosius69

    Merlin_Ambrosius69 Jedi Master star 5

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    I've been exceedingly patient with this thread and its promises of robots.

    Now, with nary a robot in sight (except the robot chick I built, but that doesn't count because I had to make her myself out of discarded tuna fish cans and my wife's defunct hard drive), the generous fountain of my patience runs dry.

    I smite thee.

    HAH! Takest thou that unto thee for thyself.

     
  13. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    but i don't like robots. i only like robocops.
     
  14. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    yeah, this thread could use some more robocops.
     
  15. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    [image=http://www.dreamstime.com/robot-playing-basketball-thumb17827472.jpg]

    That robot could do a better job at point guard for the Lakers than what they have currently.


    [hl=purple]Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed. [/hl]
     
  16. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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    I'm going to assume that's a really cutting jibe at an American sports team and laugh accordingly.
     
  17. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    a robocop could guard a point, dunk every basket, and arrest every performance enhancing drug-using player on the court with no problem at all.
     
  18. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Your assumption is correct, Everton.


    [hl=purple]Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed. [/hl]
     
  19. Merlin_Ambrosius69

    Merlin_Ambrosius69 Jedi Master star 5

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    At last, a robot! I hereby revoke my smitings previously delivered.

    I'll come back and check for more every two pages. Without a regular supply of robots (which includes terminators but NOT ROBOCOPS) this thread will feel the wrath of my Nerf Thor Hammer a thousand-fold.

    I have spoken.
     
  20. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    [image=http://www.dreamstime.com/robot-playing-baseball-thumb18518335.jpg]


    This robot is good enough to be the Dodgers #3 pitcher this season. No injuries to worry about, just oil to get rid of rust.
     
  21. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    enough with these robots gosh!

    just now this guy coughed directly on his library card before he handed it to me! it was wet! they don't make tubs of hand sanitizer big enough for these situations.
     
  22. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    Why don't you just use a sink and some soap to wash your hands?
     
  23. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i did that too but i'm still pretty sure i have the plague now.
     
  24. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    [image=http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7cv43LSST1qc02w3o1_100.gif] [image=http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l79mui6jH91qc02w3o1_250.gif]
     
  25. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    [link=http://robocop-song.ytmnd.com/]dancing robocops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/link]