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JCC ITT Tell us how you use your library card

Discussion in 'Community' started by FamousAmos, Sep 8, 2012.

  1. FamousAmos

    FamousAmos VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I use mine in private, because a library card to me is a personal thing.
     
  2. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I use it to make lines.
     
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  3. FamousAmos

    FamousAmos VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    of drugs? I always knew there was something off about you, OZK. I'm sorry to hear you've gone in that direction, I hope you get the help you need.
     
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  4. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Some people have buttsex.

    Other people do drugs.

    And some people do both at the same time.

    Don't judge.
     
  5. FamousAmos

    FamousAmos VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm not one to judge, I just think that if you're doing drugs you might get judged by the gov'ment.
     
  6. Esperanza_Nueva

    Esperanza_Nueva Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Varouj lets me borrow his.
     
  7. JediYvette

    JediYvette Pacific RSA emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I use it to check out books!! :cool:
     
  8. FamousAmos

    FamousAmos VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Borrow your library card lol.
     
  9. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I use mine in public, but fear not for it is laminated.
     
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  10. FamousAmos

    FamousAmos VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It's good that you use protection. Always best to be safe.
     
  11. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

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    I use it rarely. While I love libraries, I prefer owning books to borrowing them.
     
  12. FamousAmos

    FamousAmos VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I don't know how to take that.
     
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  13. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Buttsex used to be illegal too.
     
  14. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I use mine as a safety sheild against aggresive well read hobos.
     
  15. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    the good old days, when popes were popes and nazis were nazis and never the twain shall meat except occassionally to nod approvingly at one another all "'sup?" in a game-recognize-game sort of fashion, preferably over the smouldering remains of ethno-religious minorities
     
  16. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'm not one to judge. I'm just saying that any interaction between butts and library cards sounds like it'll end badly for both.
     
  17. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    What's a library card? Is that the same thing as my Amazon Prime account?

    EDIT: PS - I just channeled my inner-Jello, didn't I?
     
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  18. King_of_Red_Lions

    King_of_Red_Lions Jedi Master star 3

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    I attach it to my key chain and use it to borrow books from the library. I choose to purchase a very small number of titles. I prefer to borrow most of the books I read.
     
  19. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I use it often and with vigor!
     
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  20. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Yes! Another obsessive paper-saver who hates the feel of new books and stockpiling them on a shelf, never to be touched or read again.

    Although we could probably save the environment more just by purchasing e-books instead.
     
  21. sethg

    sethg Manager Emeritus star 2 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    i pull mine out every once in a while. rather than personally use it, however, i prefer to put it in the hands of librarians.
     
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  22. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    And a trip to the emergency room and the possiblity of being one of the stories told on "The Untold Stories of the E.R."
     
  23. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Yeah. I don't use my library card, since our libraries suck so badly that I buy all of my books with Amazon Prime.


    EDIT -- Unless you mean my SELU Student ID, which can be used as a library card....and a debit card, campus gym membership card, lab key card, etc. :p
     
  24. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    most libararies have an interlibrary loan service where you can borrow books from all over the country. check it out sometime!

    [​IMG]
     
  25. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I use mine as Bullseye uses playing cards, to kill my enemies.