JCC ITT we come up with ideas for quality threads

Let's be honest: all of the threads lately have been awful. Terrible, shameful, abysmal, utterly without hope. People say TJCCINAGAIUTB for a reason. This thread is a place for us to brainstorm ideas for threads that will help us get back to the quality we had back in the "good old days". GO.

 

Let's do a JCC Election.

 

I like it. We can let SLG count the votes.

 

Can a mandatory requirement be imposed on parody threads that they must be witty?

I refer the JC to @jp-30's excellent thread: "Journey: An unexpected habit" for further reference.

 

ITT all the ladies of the JCC get to hit DantheJedi in the crotch with a wiffle bat

 

French neocolonialism!


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The idea was to improve the quality and fend off the tide of infectious noobery sweeping across the JC; not to indulge your wildest fantasies.

 

If we banned certain users, the place would pick up in no time.

 

yeah but i would be sad if they banned you, slg

 

Just giving what some people would want, what's the harm in that?

 

I seriously doubt that anybody would want to go within 100 feet of your crotch.

 

I just wrote out a lengthy explanation of the impractical of using a wifflebat to smack DTJ in the bits, with some more effective alternatives, but then I realized it made me sound like a sicko.

All the same, the thought counts. They were magnificent alternatives.

 

Debo has posted a new nostalgic toy thread. Anyone who complains there are no good threads can get the hell off the boat.

 

Poop

Sorry, it's all I could come up with.

 

Outsource posting duties to people in China.

 

DOWN with outsourcing to China!

 

How to stop live in lesbians from stealing $14,000 from you.

 

A user with a reputation, yet unaware of what behavior has brought on said reputation, posts a typical thread in earnest, everyone jumps on them mocking and belittling them, and they lash back in frustration wondering where everything went wrong. Those seem to keep people occupied for a while and simultaneously scares off anyone unfamiliar with the personal histories of people involved.

 

Expand on that and we might have something.

 

Are you not up on current JCC events?

 

Apparently not. I seem to miss a lot of the drama threads somehow.

 

Quality Thread

 

That was so much better than the glorified data entry I'm supposed to be doing right now.

 

How can you with all that free time you have at work?

 

I only read threads that are about important things like who would win between the Daleks and Borg.