JCC ITT we complain about our 1st world problems...

When putting something back in the fridge I knocked a yogurt cup on the floor and even though it was sealed with foil the force of the impact caused it to explode open through the packaging AND I GOT YOGURT IN MY HAIR. (My hair is long this is not a good thing).

 

My brand new car is starting to lose its brand new car smell.

 

My beard doesn't come in full enough...

 

I need coffee, but I'm too comfortable to get up and do anything about it.

 

Ants are invading my room.

 

One of my local everything/soft rock stations went country.

 

yeah, i'm crushed by the ever-dwindling number of everything/soft rock stations in this great land.

 

A new station popped up that plays stuff in between soft rock and hard rock and it just recently started calling its listeners, Hipsters. Hipsters, do I look like a hipster. Then it stated something about owning a prius. Please I almost stopped listening to the station right there.

 

...what?

 

I actually understood what Beezel was ranting about this time.





This is a first world problem by the by.

 

I get JPGs when I do a google search for animated gifs.

 

I had to find a checkbook today.

 

We're currently having a Frank Zappa-thon at work...unfortunately it's Joe's Garage.

 

That's kind of third world.

 

Classes start tomorrow.

 

Have you been off since before Christmas? Ye gods man.

 

Someone that posts here doesn't like me at all.

 

Welcome to the club.

 

One day I will be a twelfth level member, like you.

 

It's relatively common for universities, my classes started on Monday.

 

Yeah we've had classes off since December 19th. Our holiday break was longer by 3 days this year. Freshmen year (2010) we had 4 weeks off.

 

I have to go to Atlantic City this year.

 

Um...we need to talk...





























You may speak.























Well, you are a wonderful gift. But at one cup a day I'd be saving money, literally you are like half off right off the bat. But because you are right there I have 2 cups a day, and I go through water faster which I then have to run out and buy and the savings decrease.


























Gaze upon my likeness. Doth resemble a calculator? I am the producer of the necter of gods.

























Ok but surely you undertsand that I did not have water this morning and as a result I had to go buy Tim Hortons coffee on the way to work.



























YOU. WHAT. Thou shalt have no other coffees before me!


























Ok ok! I'm just saying, I wanna keep it to one cup a day each morning but perhaps two on weekends and it'll be easier on both of us.



























Your plight has been marked and shall be considered. In the mean time this cafe mocha isn't going to drink itself....

 

I had to read that post.

 

Speak to me, damn you!