JCC ITT we complain about our 1st world problems...

The app to turn my BlackBerry into a remote mouse and keyboard was quite disappointing.

 

I should probably stop spending as much money on stuff since I don't know if I'll be employeed in a month...
but won't.

 

Excellent icon.

 

Reddit is now blocked at my work, which means I actually have to do work now.

 

Got my hair cut too short. Can no longer use my hair strengtheners.

 

I had forgotten why I don't like wearing this kind of shirt. They're terrible on hot days.

 

Facebook is down for me, and I have nowhere to complain about it

 

My airconditioner kicked on and it was loud.

 

I could have ******* sworn I had Joan Rivers in my celebrity dead pool.

 

Obesity is an epidemic and it's not any individual's "fault" per se. But please have the consideration to not walk side-by-side on the sidewalk so I have to tell you to get the **** out of my way so I can pass. It's bad enough when thin people do it.

 

Air bubble in my overpriced gelato.

 

I thought about buying a lear jet but I couldn't find one in the right color.​

 

I already bought my dinner but now why wife has ordered pizza.

Oh well, guess I have to eat twice now.

 

So.

Now that I have a pizza place picked out that does not charge and arm, leg, and first born for a pizza I go to it and it's closed because the power is out. Never mind that all the other stores in the strip mall are open and have power. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, the one store I want for pizza is closed. So I go down the road a bit and a Pizza Hutt is open. But of course it takes 15 friggin minutes to cook the pizza.

Then of course when I go to exit I cannot make a left to go the way I came because the traffic is backed up because of a couple of morons got into a car accident. So i had to go right and pop a u-turn.

And of course the pizza costs twice as much.

**** you, Universe. **** you.

 

I think my predicted ratings are messed up.

 

I don't if I should have another slice of pizza or save space for ice cream.

 

It's gonna be another horribly cold winter and I have trade shows to do in Las Vegas and Anaheim right in the middle of it.

 

I have to use the exercise bike in the garage but it's currently 13 degree

 

ew i just got an fb alert that someone is in a relationship. why. i mean, i kiiiiind of understood the whole birthday alert thing, but wat. whats next.

 

You're supposed to send a card.

 

i was waiting for you to respond to that post.

 

For my wit, surely.

 

The dumbass who built this Starbucks has it facing the afternoon Texas sun.
Hence I am uncomfortably hot despite being inside.

 

I was exhausted and wanted to take a nap. Then I ate dinner and got a second wind. Now I am too awake to nap.

 

My post-walk drink at 7-11 this evening was just a tad too cold.