JCC ITT we complain about our 1st world problems...

I can't see black and blue

 

i saw a militant atheist blame "the universe" because he forgot something.

 

that reminded me that my coffee maker randomly stopped working this morning. guess i'll just have to stick with the french press.

 

A small, localized portion of my wall is leaking, presumably due to a snow buildup on the patio above it, so I can't start drinking until maintenance shows up.

 

My special brownie isn't working fast enough!

 

I'm not sure which TV series/season to buy but I feel like buying one.

 

I wanted ice cream and McDonald's was closer than the store. But one hot fudge sundae wasn't enough and 2 sundaes was too much. And I didn't want a McFlurry.

 

I actually have more bacon in my fridge than I know what to do with.

 

When I was "making" ravioli for lunch, I poured the frozen ravioli into a pot of boiling water. A bunch of ravioli were stuck together and came out as one big chunk. There's no way I could eat that much ravioli.

 

My boss is sick and I have no work to do so I am at my desk trying to look busy and I am bored!

 

a bit of avocado fell out of my baguette and onto my trousers and it's now left an unsightly stain

 

the 'boiling' water in this office is so luke warm i finished my ****ty instant coffee in about 3 minutes

 

I am sitting through a painfully uncomfortable meeting... from my desk... while posting here

 

I bought a cheaper brand of paper towels to carry me over until grocery shopping day. As a result it does not always tear along the perforated edge properly.

 

$10 graphic t-shirt sale at Target. Did they have my size in the Wolverine or new AT-AT tees? Of course not.

 

I hate time changes. ****ing pointless inconvenience.

 

I was into a phone conversation so much earlier, that the cigar I was smoking had to be relight.

 

My laptop keeps telling me to unplug it to not overcharge the battery. Yet every time I do, it dims the screen. The brightness says it's full, there's no setting to change it, but it's 50% what it was plugged in.

 

I'm really stressed/anxiety-ridden today and have no idea why.

 

I'm dealing with trying to make my brain realize the clock in my car is correct again and that I'm not actually running late.

 

While playing fetch with my dog earlier tonight, she kept grabbing her chew toy out of my hands before I had a chance to throw it.

 

lol that's my default

 

I AM STUCK IN BED I SRSLY NEED TO GET MOVING SOON

also i didn't notice the caps lock untill after i typed that and who's got the time to do it over rite