In my defense I haven't seen a movie on work time since last Friday when I saw Looper, which was awesome. On yeah, and today is pretty much the day the Master disappears from theaters here in Dallas so this is a twofer 1st world problem.
I paid all this money for Lasik to not have to wear contacts or glasses again, and now I need to wear glasses to drive and work at night for a few months.
Two things, my daughter is an adjunct professor at University of Arizona. One of her students left his I-pad on his desk, open to his facebook page. So she updated his status: "Ms. W is the awesomest, most amazing professor at U of A. And she has my I-pad." My scanner broke and is scanning documents landscape instead of portrait. So, I scanned the documents again landscape and it worked. Still have to call the service guy for the scanner, tho. I'm very resourceful.
My stomach hurts and we have no saltines. The NHL lockout sucks. I keep getting those stupid robocalls for various politicians.
I lol'd at this with all my managers in the office. Super awkward moment. I'm doing my budget for next year here at work and my boss keeps telling me to cut money from the budget. I one of want to explode right now.
The stylus/needle on my turntable broke and all of my replacements are at my other home so, for the moment, I have to listen to these songs on my ipod.
Pretty much any problem that includes the qualification, "In my other home" clearly belongs in this thread.
The cat ate dental floss and now I have to watch to make sure it comes out of her butt. Disclaimer: I took her to the vet already so these were her instructions.