JCC ITT we complain about our 1st world problems...

Happy post of the day.

 

Pretty sure this isn't a first world problem, and that it's actually a lot more true in other parts of the world...

 

Due to several wind gusts this evening, I've had to pay extra attention to my hat to ensure it wasn't swept off.

 

Didnt have an extra dollarama or nothing for the pizza guy so's i had to fish around for 8 quarter's to go with the $1.31 he woulda got via change. (I hope he didnt think i was only giving him 8 quarter's and seen the extra) #Math

 

My friend shared a page on Facebook that has a disgusting recipe video.
These oatmeal bites look like they have chocolate chips.
But it's not just oatmeal. It's carrot cake. And not only is it carrot cake, but it's carrot cake with raisins. No chocolate. This video is the Devil's work.

 

Someone ate my last slice of pizza

 

Even though I hate having to go grocery shopping, I don't buy as many groceries in one trip as I would like because I can't stand having to go back out to the car a couple of times to get them all.
I'm also thinking about going back to buying bottled water jugs because I can't differentiate the color on the water filter that flashes indicating it needs to be changed. Why not just flash it when it needs to be changed instead of any time water is flowing through it?

 

I told (asked politely, I promise) some kids to get off my lawn. Now I feel so old!!!

BUT WHO RIDES BIKES ACROSS STRANGERS' YARDS ANYWAY???? It took a long time to get that grass just right.

 

Ugh! , We used to have a group of teenager's walk across the front of our house (All hour's of the day/night it seemed) in the daytime it's fine just don't be like, right up against my windows OK? It's weird you CAN walk NEAR the road. However nightime is a different story, hearing random voice's seemingly coming from the window at 2AM is creepy as hell.
Had that problem last night when some random guy at 11:27 was by the huge bush a few feet outside my window yelling "HEY! WHERE ARE YOU? Waldo!" for 3 straight minutes Im like who tf is waldo? I think it was his dog because he lived a few houses down.

 

I'm surrounded by idiots. I probably am one too.

 

I can't stop eating bagels.

 

We have no ketchup!

 

i too suffer from this. even's thing too.

 

Some of my Keibler Fudge Striped cookies are broken in half.

 

Glue them back together.

My hair grow's so slowly my buzz cut is killing me.

 

I want to watch "The Godfather Epic" but it's over 7 hours long and I usually like to watch movies in one sitting.

 

I should really go to sleep but then I'll wake up and have to go to work.

 

Mhm hmm. As a kid i hated going to sleep on a weekday (felt like i slept 20 minutes before aunt jemima comes wacking at me with a 2x4)
I am also sleepy but i kinda wanna finish reading my book but i know if i stay up to long i'll sleep till 1PM or something ugh. Depressing.

 

I tried leaving the rat race to alleviate my white guilt and privilege guilt but ended up living out Diane's arc from season 2 of BoJack Horseman.


"I really thought I could do it. I thought I could help people and be this best possible version of myself. And what happened? I couldn't.
I wasn't the person I thought I was."

 

I plugged my PS4 in and accidentally used a PS3 power cord that didnt work anymore and i spent the next 20 minutes freaking out thinking my PS4 was broken. Black hell Universe! I dont need this stress!

 

Caught a cold today.

 

The new gaming thread reminds me that I have yet to play and beat KOTOR. My life has no meaning and is empty.

 

I let the laundry pile up. Now i have 5 year's worth to do.

 

My cat decided to chew through my £120 headphones