JCC ITT we complain about our 1st world problems...

A bottle of booze... nice booze, obviously.

 

This puzzle is a monster

 

^ Winces in horror at said puzzle.

 

Playing my usual real estate wanderlust and chuckling at the floor plan of a multi-million dollar 3 bedroom duplex in Tribeca; who puts the toilet and bathtubs right in front of a window? And what is up with these deep stand alone tubs? (select Master bathroom after that link) Not everyone is built like a denizen from Camino. Sheesh. I shudder to think of my feet being in casts because I broke every toe getting in and out of the tub, to say nothing of my nose.

 

Ooooh! Can I come over and help??

 

So this 3M microfiber cloth I bought leaves lint on my iPad instead of removing it. Yeah, that works correctly.

 

So I'm waiting on an Amazon UK delivery - which in my area is usually delivered by a person in a white van - and the neighbors are having work done on their heating. The street in front of my place looks like a used van lot. Every time I hear a van door slam I think it might be for me and it isn't.

 

Can't decide if I want bagels or a decent loaf of broad instead.

 

Was about to make a crack about the Auto-Correct in Penguinator's post, but my retort has more holes than a bagel.

 

If she's that much into animals you should aim her toward something like veterinary school..

 

Life sucks and then we die and we should all follow @appleseed's advice and just all shoot ourselves in the head because there is no hope.

 

Local Trash Panda...

Seriously, though, she should have met the raccoons that were the size of small dogs that were all wolverine-like and territorial in the tree next door. They were frakking nasty and scary. Growling and tearing at each other. And huge. My mom was trapped in her car during one brawl session as the tree was right above her.

Hopefully, Ms. Chorus will meet Casper the friendly ghost in the cemetery and that will nix her fasciation with the trash panda.

Juliet316 - Oh I would only do that if the person next to me was a zombie. Then I'd take George Romero's immortal line of "Shoot it man. Shoot it in the head!" to heart, or to rifle or something.

 

I woke up with bug bites in three different areas of my body. I'm not so much bothered by the bites themselves as much I just feel so violated. There I was, asleep and totally vulnerable, and this bug decided to just have its way with me and did.

 

I wish the veggie pizza I had earlier was one of many in my freezer, instead of one of two. Wait, wasn't One of Two in Star Trek? Darn you, pizza cravings!

 

awwww... darn. May she be safe.

 

I've got a repeat of yesterday's problem. Amazon UK split my order so part 2 is due today and the same van crew are parked in front. I think they are packing up now - there's been quite a bit of door slamming in the last few minutes.

 

They're doing that just to get your hopes up and then crush them.

 

The vans finally cleared off about a half hour ago and delivery man just brought the rest of my Amazon order - I'm happy..

 

I got a lease renewal notice which including an increase in rent. Pissed, I looked up prices in the places around me with the idea I would take lower prices in and tell them not to raise my rent. Uh...all the other places have even higher rent than i will be paying.

 

Whatever is going on with Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian, which I could give a rat's behind about, except for the fact that it broke Twitter.

 

Damn, where do you live where the heat index is that high at this hour?

 

Fans self, am very glad I am nowhere near a heat index of 99 right now.