Discussion in 'Community' started by Kiki-Gonn, Aug 17, 2011.
My Whole Foods ran out of Manchego cheese yesterday.
My wife and I had to eat dinner at home last night. I can't believe we had to prepare our own food. It was hellish.
I havent had sex in six months. no wait; that is not exlusively a 1st world problem..
My razor is dull and I don't have any replacements, but I'm too lazy to go to the store.
youtube is slow and I have to dial down the volume way too much because of stupid neighbors who "have to work in the morning" or some such nonsense
A bird pooped on my brand new car.
I forgot that one of the two alarms on my clock was et for 9 AM (thought it was off) so it forced me up really early and I had a devil of atime getting back to sleep.
Found this one that made me laugh:
I ran out of Nestle Quik this morning for breakfast.
I need to shave my scruffy face but I'm feeling particularly lazy.
I hate breakfast. I hate making breakfast, I hate eating breakfast. I don't get how people can actually be hungry in the morning or anytime right after getting up. It's unnatural.
I much prefer my bag of chips at 2am...
I was in the kitchen making breakfast when I saw an ant making its way toward my peanut butter toast.
Gah the AC at work is too cold and I have to wear a sweatshirt, then I have to take it off to go outside and put it back on when I return. How inconvenient.
Closure on this story, please.
Already Tuesday and haven't watched the latest episode of True Blood.
Hearing aid batteries are dead. I have no replacements with me. And when you ask people to repeat themselves more than once they ask... "What, are you deaf or something?"
I chose a day to wake up early as a day WoW maintenance is going on
I went to a work happy hour last Friday and the dumb ass waiter didn't put my drinks on the group check.
I had to pay for my own Scotch!
The service here at TGI Friday's (on a lunch break) is way too sloooooooooooooow.
Netflix only has The Evil Dead available for streaming, NOT Dead By Dawn or Army of Darkness.
All four of the printers on our floor are out of ink, and I need to print my boarding pass and Groupons for my Vegas trip.
I farted. It was downhill from there.
What good is EA's Origin service if you still need the disc in to play?
The country I live in is so free and democratic, the Kurds got TWO protests on consecutive days, one of which woke me up! Who approved this nonsense and where do I have to move to where I'm less free but can sleep, ironically, in peace?
I have to paint a mural in a bar next week and the owner said I could help myself to all the tap beer I wanted while I was there during non-business hours.