JCC ITT we complain about our 1st world problems...

I didn't take a shower this morning because I took one last night, but I still feel disgusting.

 

I brought an apple for lunch that was too big. I was lazy to go wash a knife and cut it in half so I forced myself to eat the whole thing.

 

I admire your 1st world problem laziness.

I took a day off that it turns out I didn't need and I am sort of bored.

 

YouTube doesn't want to play videos right. It keeps starting and stopping and will only play all the way through at 240p speed.

 

i have a zit on my face.

 

The deli ran out of fresh hot turkey. I had to settle for cold cut sliced turkey instead.

 

I feel kinda sick but not sick enough to take the rest of the day off.

 

I asked my IT guy to update an adobe acrobat form for me by adding a text box. I forgot to tell him it needs to be in a fillable format that I can save. So, I can't do the work I was supposed to do this afternoon and for the rest of the week until he fixes the forms. Sheesh!

And, DarthMorella, you have my permission to go home as you are probably more contagious now than when the symptoms get worse. Ask WebMD if you don't believe me.

 

Um, yes, I was gonna see my physician but screw that, I have the Internet!

 

And the internet is cheaper! But, remember, you get what you pay for.

 

The Earth is tilted a bit too far away from the Sun, hence it is very cold today.

 

I've been sitting around waiting for my Chinese delivery and forgot to order it in the first place.

 

No, it's a cold blast of air from the Arctic that went down the West Coast last night.

 

Good one!!

 

Said arctic crap would not be important without the tilt. We nned to fix the tilt.

 

Okay, everybody in the eastern half of the world jump up and down simultaneously. That should fix it.

 

I have to take some time off on Saturday and fix my car.

 

The ASPCA just made me sad by playing a commercial featuring sick and abused animals to the tune of Ray Charles' "You Are So Beautiful".

And one of the dogs looks like my beagle-basset mix.

 

My legs are sore from being hunched over my computer for a few hours yesterday replacing the PSU and GPU and trying to figure out why the latter wasn't working (it was Windows 8's secure boot).

 

I'm watching QVC's cooking show, and I want everything thus far on there, including these cute muffin bakeware.

 

I want to blow my nose, but the kleenex is in another room.