JCC ITT we complain about our 1st world problems...

Whenever they play a Rob Zombie tune does it always have to be Dragula?

 

I kind of resent being called an idiot for not watching Breaking Bad.

 

When I watch a tv-show and I know that I'll have to switch discs in about 10-15 minutes so I choose not to get comfortable, and sit in the ready-to-get-up-again position the entire time, just waaiting for the disc switch,,,

 

My packages from Amazon were supposed to arrive today, but because one of the sellers requested a signature, I have to leave a form on my door and hope FedEx actually delivers tomorrow, because apparently it's a surprise that people aren't in their apartments at 11 o'clock on a Wednesday.

 

You can have them hold it at a FedEx location, if worst comes to worst. I don't know about your area, but they're everywhere around here.

 

Yeah, that's apparently my recourse if this... form thing doesn't pan out, but I don't have a car so that's not a very convenient option for me until, like, next Monday, when I actually have a day off.

 

That reminds me of another problem: I have nearly $100 worth of Amazon gift certificates to spend but I don't know what to buy.

 

my cheez doodles are stale

 

I have to wait until Saturday to play with the Lego Rancor pit set....'cuz it's my son's birthday present and I can't open it.

 

This hot cocoa is not chocolaty enough.

 

some guy on facebook keeps inviting me to play farmville 2 but i don't want to.

 

I got on the elevator to go up a couple floors but it went down to the ground floor because someone had previously called it. Once on the ground floor, the doors opened and no one was there. Stupid elevator pranksters, I got no time for your ****.

 

Some asswipe is probably going to win the $320 million Powerball jackpot this Saturday instead of me.

 

My laptop's internal clock is all screwy unless I've been time traveling and not realizing it.

 

It's supposed to be warm enough to put away my sweaters and pull out all the shorts, sandals & bathing suits for the warm weather. Instead I'm hearing 3 inches of snow on Sunday night which means still in snow gear.

Yeah and what VadersLaMent said. Although I still have to drive all the way to the store to buy my losing ticket.

 

I have heard about time travel during the vernal equinox. It could happen. Do you own a DeLorean?

 

No, and I don't think I actually am time traveling. I would have to be going 88MPH in order to see some serious ****. Maybe I've been running that fast? I'm not sure anymore.

 

Grab the straw which is in its wrapper and strike one end to a surface so the other end pops out and then remove the wrapper in one swift motion to then stick the now nekkid straw into a drink. Only the smack to the surface instead caused a massive abrasion to the end of the straw without breaking out the other end so I had to unwrap the straw by tearing the wrapper and was left with a batterred/wrinkled straw that makes getting the liquid within harder to drink no matter how hard I suck that straw.

 

I don't know what game I should play on my PS3.

 

I'm tired of listening to the same songs on my ipod

 

I had to delete a bunch of movies I had on one of my DVRs because it was almost full.

 

I have to retire to my comfy comfy bed, as much as I would like to keep making hilarious and thought-provoking posts in the gay marriage thread.

 

I didn't realize Chick-Fil-A messed up my drive-thru order until I got home.