JCC ITT we complain about our 1st world problems...

I have to add one minute to all my suggested microwave cooking times.

 

Average # American Idol viewers (in millions) by season.

 

My cat won't get off the table, and I don't want to move her.

 

Today I went to pick up our chainsaw from the hardware store where we had the chain sharpened. Not only was this a day late in their promise to have the chain sharpened yesterday, but I had to wait at their service counter for a full ten minutes before someone acknowledged my presence. When I finally got our chainsaw back, the guy who sharpened the chain had apparently forgotten to write down the cost of the service charge on the little tag they tell you to pay at the register with. Upon my arrival at the register this became known to me. The cashier had to call the service department and have them send someone to the register to correct the error so I COULD PAY THEM. This resulted in having to go to the back of the line (in a store that has five registers and only one open btw) and wait some more. Naturally the two gentlemen in front of me had multiple items and were paying by check.

This actually really irritated me.

Edit: AND TODAY IT'S ******* RAINING! YESTERDAY WAS BEAUTIFUL AND IF I'D HAD THE CHAINSAW WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE IT MAYBE SOME WORK COULD HAVE GOTTEN DONE!

 

Makes you want to use that chainsaw on the spot.

 

I was able to resist the temptation to firing it up and sawing everyone into chili ingredients. I am celebrating this personal victory with a Pabst.

We live in a relatively small town...people still write checks, but they're old people that everyone knows.

 

It's raining and I didn't bring an umbrella. I'll either have to run under the rain to get to the car or wait until the rain is over before I can go home, in which case I'll have to stay at work longer than usual. And I'm hungry.

 

You could treat the rain as a baptism which clenses you of sins? Like Shawshank Redpemption.

 

I have an 8 AM final tomorrow. 8 AM!

 

I just trusted a fart. I shouldn't have. Time for more damn laundry and a shower.

 

Old ladies?

 

My mom when paying bills. She still does them by mail.

 

I had to use PTO at work today and will have to use some more tomorrow because I have Impetigo.

 

I wanted to wait until today to go grocery shopping but I had to go yesterday because I had no breakfast for today.

 

My local NPR station is having a pledge drive and no, I don't contribute.

 

My coffee is too black.

 

I'm hungover and Starbucks has WINDOWS and the SUN won't turn off. :-(

 

I haven't been able to login to my Simpsons Tapped Out account for two weeks because of an issue EA is having.

 

Bah. The magnificent Hugh Laurie is given second billing on Graham Norton's show to.... Alan bleedin' Sugar.

 

I've got a headache.

 

I am going to ride out the last 30 minutes of my shift checking out the boards, but I would rather be going home.