Discussion in 'Community' started by Kiki-Gonn, Aug 17, 2011.
I have to work two and a half days this week before getting to the four day weekend.
******* allergies. I'm going to scratch my eyes out.
I'm hungry but I don't want to get up!
A mosquito got into my room last night just as I was starting to fall asleep, and seeing as I was completely covered from the neck down by my bed sheets, the little ****** decides to bite me ON THE FACE not once... but FOUR TIMES.
CURSE YOU MOSQUITOS!!!!! I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!!!!!
I was going to sit by the pool but its cloudy.
There is a big dead, bird outside my window.
I can't decide if it's less sad to pick up when it's all soft and dangly or when it has stiffened over the night.
1st world problem number two: I couldn't find a less awkward way to write that last sentence.
I can't think of any first world problems today.
Get rid of it asap because it's going to attract millions of flies and larva. I have tiny birds that die outside my place all the time, we have...that problem.
i accidentally opened two beers.
Denny's doesn't serve soup after 10pm, which wrecked my late meal plans about 2 hours ago.
My iced french vanilla latte from Dunkin Donuts doesn't taste half as good as iced beverages from Starbucks
I had a salad for lunch to try and be healthy. Now I'm hungry.
I can't get as much news because all the 24/7 news channels are covering the Travon Martin/Zimmermann trial.
A Bran chapter. Ugh.
I spent an hour trying to figure out how to fix my dydl cache, and it turns out there's a simple sudo prompt for it.
This crossword puzzle isn't as easy as I thought it'd be.
I had to wash my dishes by hand because the dishwasher was on the fritz.
This is especially bad with CNN. I mean they've already got their sister station HLN (formerly Headline News) covering the damn thing 24/7. Why not leave the trial coverage there and focus on say Wildfires or Egypt?
Got an e-mail that a couple requested books are ready to pick up at the library, only they're closed today... and tomorrow.
Stupid holidays! grrrr arrrgh
People set off fireworks in ~ the month preceding the Fourth and the month after. It's unbelievably dumb-- and it's pretty dumb to like useless, dangerous things that pollute with noise, light, and smoke in the first place-- but at least I can fathom it. I can't, however, fathom people setting them off in the daytime. It's like, "Hey, I am really wasting my time and money!"
Or, I guess, "Hey, I'm an idiot and I'm still wasted!"
I read Fleet of Worlds, I am reading Juggler of Worlds, I went to the store to buy Destroyer of Worlds and Betrayer of Worlds and hopefully Fate Of Worlds, but only Betrayer of Worlds was there.
@Darth Guy I'm not understanding this bizarre aversion to handling explosives while intoxicated you seem to have. Surely a life without potential loss of limb is not a life worth living?
I'm just a buzzkill.
Clearly. You'd be that guy at my cocktail parties saying "Hey, maybe we shouldn't do tequila shots out of loaded shotguns."
Yep. I know how you feel, I've got an overdue one I need to take back, plus books that are due on the 6th and the library will probably be closed until Monday.
@Darth Guy - probably more likely the "I'm wasted and an idiot" category when it comes to the handling of fireworks in any place but an official setting.
What's sad is that I could probably look that up and there will be inevitable be a YouTube or other such vid of people doing just that.