JCC ITT we contribute to the Montie Wants A Yacht Fund

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Just another reason to donate. I wish to be there. That is a beach in the Caicos islands. No one lives on West Caicos and I have heard more than once that it is the best dive site in the world.

 

You can have your yacht IN HELL!!!

 

That's fine with me!!

Hell, Grand Caymen

Type of Attraction: Landmark/Point of interest
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Summary: Been to Hell? - Well if your going to Grand Cayman you can.

Description: Been to Hell? - Well if your going to Grand Cayman you can. Take the family over to Hell, Grand Cayman located near West Bay. This unique site features ancient rock formations that have created a barron and haunting landscape appropiatly named 'Hell'. Hell's intriguing formation, which resembles the charred remains of a hell fire, is weathered from rock called ironshore. Common around the island, but in less dramatic form, ironshore has been estimated at 1.5 million years old. The formation, which looks like volcanic rock, is actually made up of very hard limestone, at one time snow white, now blackened by a surface coating of the algae which are secreting acid and eroding the rock into these unusual shapes. A sturdy boardwalk was established to provide a better access to the rock formation. It's worth a trip... Thousands of tourists go to Hell each year. They stare, awed by the blackened and jagged rock formation that gives the little district in West Bay its unusual name. They send letters and cards to friends with the HELL postmark clearly stamped on the back - and greetings like "This is a Hell of a place" or "You saw me in Hell first." Be sure to send a postcard from the local post office and it will be postmarked: Hell, Grand Cayman!

 

Here is a map of the maldives:

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The Maldives are a huge chain of islands and atolls in the Pacific, and have a look and feel of paradise much like the Caribbean.

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So yeah. The donations are a bit slow. Let's get a move on people, I'm not getting any younger.

 

Sorry, I gave at the office.

 

Since I am not an office that does not help me. You do want me to be happy don't you?

 

Perhaps I don't need a yacht after all!

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If that poor schlep can do it so can I!

 

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What do you guys notice about this picture? Give up? I'll tell you.

I'm not in it with that girl. I'm starting to think your hearts are not in this project.

 

Put your keen scientific mind to work, invent something that the world 'has to have', and earn your own $$.




Then invite us when you have one of those wild yacht parties.

 

I am not a real scientist, nor an inventor. But I do play the lottery, so. However, lottery playing is not helping here AND NEITHER ARE ANY OF YOU!

Look here:

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That sleek yacht in the background is called the Mirage. It's over 100 feet long and cruises at 35 knots...40 MPH to the layperson. Along with the destinations I have previously posted about I could go to the Seychelles:

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Hello? I'm not giving up here people, and neither should you. You'd looooooove to see me in those waters having gotten there via luxery yacht. I know it.

 

I'll donate a total sum of $-100 dollars.
[color=b6acac]That means you owe me 100 dollars by the way.[/color]

 

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Just in case you were wondering, offshore powerboats like this one are ok too.

 

EDIT: Oops, accidental upping I swear.

 

This one is not an accident.

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That is Eden Island in the Seychelles.

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Eden Island apparently has a new yacht port that can accomodate up to 450 feet boats! With your help I can take advanatge of that.

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Look at the water. If I could get there, via yacht, I could have a picture with me and my arm in that water.

 

Aptly named.

 

Well kids, it's Christams time!

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I think it's actually nice of you all to wait and make it a Christams present. Now, where is it?


Hello?

Yacht?

For me?

Waiting.

 

Hold on, I'm still wrapping it.

 

YAY!

Make sure you wear that pink two piece thong bikini I sent when we get to the white sand beach.

Don't forget the bow.

 

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I'm gonna assume that such a sail ship would be expensive but that's ok since all of you are paying for it.

Hello?

 

I'm good with catamarans too. I mean really, I am not being picky here folks.

 

I can understand why you'd want to own a yacht, Montie, but I'm pretty sure penile implants are a lot less expensive.

 

Excalibur needs no implant.

 

We learn something new about you every day.