JCC ITT we get to know each other, goof around and socialize whilst bashing superheroes

Title says it all! I'll start.

My name is Hogarth. I live in Lakeway, Texas and I used to be gender dysphoric as a child. I heartily loathe Tim Burton's Batman movies as they are stupid and garish beyond comprehension.

As to goofiness, I'm currently treading through the entire Monty Python's Flying Circus series and can quote freely from them on demand. To wit: Dinsdale!

Your turn!

 

I'm Ken. I live in Chicago, and I'd rather **** a goat than go see Ant-Man.

 

My name is Armen & I like to smoke. Can I smoke in here?

 

Pass it over Tunes

 

I'm David. And I love Marvel and bash DC. No, not that David, the other one.

 

Only the funny kind, Armen. Only the funny kind.

 

I've never understood the point of social threads in the JCC. I can understand one in the old senate, the Lit forum, etc, but the JCC is by definition an entire social board.

 

Can do!; The Tunes abides.

 

This is Sean. He's an academic. This is why he has a giant stick up his butt. Like the people terrorizing Kevin Bacon in The Legend of Footloose as told in Guardians of the Galaxy...

 

I would lock this for redundancy, but the chances of DC getting eventually bashed are too high to ignore.

 

I'm SuperWatto and I have super powers. I can eat forums.

 

The only thing lazier than being a comic book superhero fan is being a DC comic book superhero fan.

 

What about being a Star Wars fan, EH? You looked into the abyss ages ago.

 

Being a Star Wars fan is so much worse than being lazy. It's lazy and conventional.

 

Especially if one likes the beerquels unironically. I mean, scum of the absolute worst.

 

Easily trumped by the comic book superhero author. Just needs to know how to copy and paste.

 

Just like Shakespeare did.

SHAKESPEARE, SUPERWATTO. SHAKE****INGSPEARE. DO YOU HATE THE BARD TOO?

 

Did Shakespeare have a keyboard?

 

The Beast With Two Backs should be some kind of henchman of Galactus.

 

You don't need a keyboard to copy and paste, you hopeless millenial.

 

No, but it's lazier if you do.

 

I resent this libel.

I work in industry.

 

the chances of DC getting eventually bashed are too high to ignore.

JoinTheSchwarz, I believe I bashed Burton's Batfilms in the OP! Or did you mean DC in general? 'CAUSE THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

 

Did Shakespeare write for Vertigo?

 

The only thing lazier than being a comic book superhero fan is being a DC comic book superhero fan.

Jabbadabbado, the only thing more pointless than posting on a SW discussion board is disdainfully posting on a SW discussion board, as if you're above it all, while obsessing over box office receipts.