JCC ITT we make nothing but Simpsons references

SKINNER!

 

Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

 

Who's there? Cletus? Cousin Merl? Big Hungry Joe? (It cracked me up hearing Kelsey Grammar say that)

 

GUEST STARS are DROPPING like FLIES!!!

 

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

 

The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half, it cost $80million

 

Give him back his soul,
I have work tomorrow!

 

Who needs the Qwiky-Mart?

 

Shaking my head.

 

Well I guess that makes more sense.

 

Pff, English. Who needs that? I’m never going to England.

 

It worked! The De-Bigulator worked!

 

Is there an alcoholic here?

 

Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

 

You're looking fine this evening. Have you decreased in mass?

 

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man"

 

"I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death."
"Well, I think it's ironic that for once Dad's butt prevented the release of toxic g..."
"Bart!"

 

My son is also named Bort.

 

I'm in no condition to drive. Wait... I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

 

Ghost cars!

 

"I did do it, know one saw me do it can't prove anything"

I had that shirt!

 

Did you import your version of it from China?

 

YES

 

Worst. Thread. Ever.