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Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Oct 16, 2015.

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  1. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    There once was a girl from Chicago
     
    jp-30, Oct 16, 2015
    #1
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  2. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Whose sex life was in an embargo
     
    Darth Punk , Oct 16, 2015
    #2
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  3. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    So she went to Phuket
     
    SuperWatto, Oct 16, 2015
    #3
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  4. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    And cast a wide net
     
    VadersLaMent, Oct 16, 2015
    #4
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  5. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    But only ended up watching Dr Zhivago?
     
    Ender Sai, Oct 16, 2015
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  6. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    gg

    There once was a man from prestatyn
     
    Darth Punk , Oct 16, 2015
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  7. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Who proceeded to get a big fat 'un
     
    jp-30, Oct 16, 2015
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  8. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    But that didn't rhyme
     
    SuperWatto, Oct 16, 2015
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  9. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    So he did your mom in record time.
     
    mrsvos, Oct 16, 2015
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  10. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    And she screamed out my name in Latin.
     
    jp-30, Oct 16, 2015
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  11. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    (Aside. It rhymed In my accent, Watto)
     
    jp-30, Oct 16, 2015
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  12. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    There is a JC'er called watto
     
    Darth Punk , Oct 16, 2015
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  13. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Who regularly plays the lotto
     
    jp-30, Oct 16, 2015
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  14. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    (in Watto accent) He always wins
     
    SuperWatto, Oct 16, 2015
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  15. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    But repents for his sins
     
    jp-30, Oct 16, 2015
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  16. Debo

    Debo Force Ghost star 6

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    "Jesus first", that is his motto
     
    Debo, Oct 16, 2015
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  17. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    There once was a man from Kabul
     
    mrsvos, Oct 16, 2015
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  18. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    In a drone strike he lost his left ball
     
    Darth Punk , Oct 16, 2015
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  19. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    He didn't blame Obama
     
    Diggy , Oct 16, 2015
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  20. Hogarth Wrightson

    Hogarth Wrightson Jedi Knight star 4

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    nm
     
    Hogarth Wrightson, Oct 16, 2015
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  21. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    He didn't frame Osama
     
    SuperWatto, Oct 16, 2015
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  22. Hogarth Wrightson

    Hogarth Wrightson Jedi Knight star 4

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    But when he walked he surely did wobble.
     
    Hogarth Wrightson, Oct 16, 2015
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  23. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    There was a nice lady from Mumbai
     
    Diggy , Oct 16, 2015
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  24. Hogarth Wrightson

    Hogarth Wrightson Jedi Knight star 4

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    Who went out on a date with some dumb guy
     
    Hogarth Wrightson, Oct 16, 2015
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  25. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    She was honour killed
     
    Darth Punk , Oct 16, 2015
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  26. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    the crowds were all thrilled
     
    Jabbadabbado, Oct 16, 2015
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