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JCC ITT we make up fake episode summaries for TV shows

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jul 10, 2016.

  1. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The Incredible Hulk: David Banner turns into the Hulk at a fancy rich person's party.

    Gilligan's Island: Gilligan discovers an interesting new use for coconuts, without the Professor's help.

    The Love Boat: The ship runs aground on the lost continent of Mu, with guest stars Charo and Erk Estrada.
     
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  2. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    Star Trek: the Enterprise arrives at an alien planet, finds that everybody there is OK and there are no horrible evils to fight, wishes the people well, and leaves.
     
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  3. GregMcP

    GregMcP Force Ghost star 5

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    Ray's mother Marie is feeling insecure again, so she puts rat poison in the lasagne.
     
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  4. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Doctor Who": once again, the Doctor and the Master face each other in another epic battle of Good vs. Evil. And the moment he sees his opponent, the Doctor pulls out a .44 Magnum and shoots the Master through the head, then walks away. And the entire Universe says, "Sure took you long enough, pal."
     
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  5. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Star Trek: Voyager- Seven of Nine builds some new doo-dad out of Borg technology and utilizing technobabble particles that could get Voyager back to Federation space in a matter of days, but Neelix spills hot coffee on it, rendering it useless.
     
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  6. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    The Big Bang Theory: Penny outs herself as a PhD student in psychiatry who has been playing the waitress/wannabe actress in order to discreetly study nerd culture through live experience next door. Sheldon demands that Leonard drive him to Seattle because apparently the sunshine has addled everyone's brain except his.

    Grey's Anatomy: The last remaining original doctors all die in a ferry accident because their actors pissed off Shonda Rhimes.
     
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  7. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    MST3K: The Mads decide to take a break from evil for a week and send Joel & the 'bots "Citizen Kane". The S.O.L. crew really enjoy the movie...while making jokes all the way. And Torgo returns for his tip.
     
  8. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The Love Boat: The ship goes through a time-space vortex, that sents it back to 1941, directly in the path of the Japanese fleet on their way to attack Pearl Harbor. Guest stars: Tom Baker, Toshiro Mifune.
     
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  9. GregMcP

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    Kramer's latest moneymaking scheme is to set up a meth lab in his apartment. His Russian Mafia friends convince Jerry to buy large quantities of codeine tablets from pharmacies around New York.

    Meanwhile Elaine is dating a Narc who keeps smelling something "I know what that is..." whenever Jerry is about.
     
  10. Kerr_Plunk

    Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Three's Company: Janet and Chrissy confront Jack about his drinking and gambling problem, meanwhile Jack's boyfriend is blackmailing the Ropers. Things take a turn for the worse when the skeezy neighbor Larry finds a pound of cocaine in the trunk of car on the lot, and a dead hooker.

    /good tropes gone bad
     
  11. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Star Trek: The Next Generation- The crew of the Enterprise is to visit a planet whose people are seeking to join the Federation. When they learn their welcoming ceremonies for newcomers include rolling around naked in animal excrement, Worf raises his objections, with Captain Picard saying, "Now Mr. Worf, we must be tolerant of other beings' cultures and their practices". But when they further learn that they engage in pedophilia and bestially, they're like, "Screw you guys, the Borg can assimilate you and wipe all traces of your culture from the galaxy for all we care".
     
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  12. Sarge

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    Happy Days: The Fonz does cool stuff and Richie, Potsie, and Ralph learn a lesson.
     
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  13. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Law & Order: SVU": Internal Affairs investigates the unit, which makes the officers growl and complain about how they're being persecuted and how IA is worse than any criminal. Until IA discovers that Stabler has been beating people to death, with the rest of the unit covering for him by framing the victims for unsolved crimes in the files. The entire unit is placed under arrest, but they're released when the DA's office pins the whole thing on a big pharmaceutical company. And that's the last we hear of the matter for the rest of the series.