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ITT we make up insults which rhyme with compliments

Discussion in 'FanForce Community' started by halibut, May 27, 2009.

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  1. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm writing a script where I need insults which rhyme with compliments.

    For example

    "You are a big smelly fart"
    "Pardon?"
    "I said, you have a very big heart"

    and

    "He is cheap and nasty"
    "What?"
    "I said, he is neat and classy"

    Can you think of any others? (Family friendly please!)
     
  2. Adalia-Durron

    Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress. star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jun 3, 2003
    "You got fat leggs"
    "huh?"
    "I like hot eggs"



    There, my work here is done. :p
     
  3. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    Feb 7, 2005
    "Do it yourself, you silly, old bat?"
    "What?"
    "I said, 'My, but that's a rather nice hat"

    :D
     
  4. Lexi

    Lexi Jedi Master star 4

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    Oct 9, 2002
    "You're a brute and you're ugly!"
    "Excuse me?"
    "I said you're cute and you're cuddly."
     
  5. Qui-Gon_Reborn

    Qui-Gon_Reborn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "You have piggy eyes and little hair!"
    "What?"
    "I said you're nice and always fair."


    This is fun. [face_laugh]
     
  6. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 27, 2000
    You really are the most unseemly enormous floozies I?ve ever seen

    The most what?

    The most extremely gorgeous beauties I?ve ever seen.
     
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