ITT we make up insults which rhyme with compliments

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  1. halibut Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2000
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    I'm writing a script where I need insults which rhyme with compliments.

    For example

    "You are a big smelly fart"
    "Pardon?"
    "I said, you have a very big heart"

    and

    "He is cheap and nasty"
    "What?"
    "I said, he is neat and classy"

    Can you think of any others? (Family friendly please!)
  2. Adalia-Durron Former RSA/EUC Empress.

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2003
    star 10
    "You got fat leggs"
    "huh?"
    "I like hot eggs"



    There, my work here is done. :p
  3. Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR

    Member Since:
    Feb 7, 2005
    star 6
    "Do it yourself, you silly, old bat?"
    "What?"
    "I said, 'My, but that's a rather nice hat"

    :D
  4. Lexi Host of Quick-Games

    Game Host
    Member Since:
    Oct 9, 2002
    star 4
    "You're a brute and you're ugly!"
    "Excuse me?"
    "I said you're cute and you're cuddly."
  5. Qui-Gon_Reborn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Dec 11, 2008
    star 6
    "You have piggy eyes and little hair!"
    "What?"
    "I said you're nice and always fair."


    This is fun. [face_laugh]
  6. halibut Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2000
    star 8
    You really are the most unseemly enormous floozies I?ve ever seen

    The most what?

    The most extremely gorgeous beauties I?ve ever seen.
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