ITT We post lyrics to our favorite Pancake or Waffle songs...

I'll start:

"Pancake" by Tori Amos

I'm not sure who's fooling who here as I'm watching your decay
We both know you could deflate a 7 hurricane
Seems like you and your tribe decided you'd rewrite the law
Segregate the mind from Body from Soul

You give me yours I'll give you mine, cause I can look your God right in the eye
You give me yours I'll give you mine, you used to look my God right in the eye

I believe in defending in what we once stood for
It seems in vogue to be a closet misogynist homophobe
A change of course in our direction
A dash of truth spread thinly

Like a flag on a pop star on a Benzodiazapene

You give me yours I'll give you mine, cause I can look your God right in the eye
You give me yours I'll give you mine, you used to look my God right in the eye

Oh Zion please remove your glove
Dispel every trace of His spoken word
That has lodged in my vortex

I'm not sure who's fooling who here as I'm watching our decay
We both know you could deflate a 7 hurricane
You could have spared her - oh but no
Messiahs need people dying in their name
You say "I ordered you a pancake"
You say "I ordered you a pancake"

 

I like this line from the Beatles, I am the Waffle:

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the waffle, goo goo g'joob.

 

You are pancake, and I am waffle...

[sung to the tune of "You are magnet and I am Steel"]

 

Pffft.... mine is a real song!

 

Why should side orders be neglected?

(Simba and the others are blocked by a huge pack of hyenas)
Timon: Hyenas... I hate hyenas... (to Simba) So what's your plan on slipping past those guys?
Simba: Live bait.
Timon: Good idea. (realises) Hey!
Simba: Come on, Timon. You guys have to create a diversion.
Timon: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?!
(Drumbeats)
Timon: Luau! (singing) If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat! Come on down and dine on this tasty swine, all you have to do is get in line! Are ya achin'...
Pumbaa: Yep, yep, yep!
Timon: ...for some bacon?
Pumbaa: Yep, yep, yep!
Timon: He's a big pig!
Pumbaa: Yep yep!
Timon: You could be a big pig too! Oy!
(Timon and Pumbaa scream and run off, chased by the hyenas)

 

I already made a "St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast" thread!