Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

I know you Likers had to google that. (I did).

 

It's the stuff that dreams are made of.

 

This is what happens when you [find] a stranger in the [Alps]!

 

We do not google. Google only coddles the weak.

 

I'm a Trekkie, google Shcmoogle.

 

Well, you know you're a nerd when...

 

"Edward George Ruddy died today! Edward George Ruddy was the Chairman of the Board of the Union Broadcasting Systems and he died at eleven o'clock this morning of a heart condition! And woe is us! We're in a lot of trouble! So, a rich little man with white hair died. What does that got to do with the price of rice, right? And why is that woe to us? Because you people and sixty-two million other Americans are listening to me right now. Because less than three percent of you people read books. Because less than fifteen percent of you read newspapers. Because the only truth you know is what you get over this tube. Right now, there is a whole, an entire generation that never knew anything that didn't come out of this tube. This tube is the Gospel. The ultimate revelation! This tube can make or break Presidents, Popes, Prime Ministers. This tube is the most awesome, god-damn force in the whole godless world. And woe is us if it ever falls into the hands of the wrong people. And that's why woe is us that Edward George Ruddy died. Because this company is now in the hands of CCA, the Communication Corporation of America. There's a new chairman of the board, a man called Frank Hackett sitting in Mr. Ruddy's office on the 20th floor. And when the twelfth largest company in the world controls the most awesome, god-damn propaganda force in the whole godless world, who knows what **** will be peddled for truth on this network."

 

Bah weep granna weep ninny bonn!

 

Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?

 

Did you hear that, my pet? All these years, they've been looking for a baby.

Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.

 

We don't have a cow. We have a bull.

 

Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me!

 

You got to be a stupid mother****** to get fired on your day off.

 

That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

 

La dee da. La dee da.

 

Always trust a bank manager.

 

You know what? Take the bird.

 

Ahhh, na-now eventually you might have dinosaurs on your-on your dinosaur tour, right? Umm...hello? *knock knock knock* Huh-hello? *haaaa* Yes?

 

Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!

 

I was thinking about Switzerland. A man can get away with wearing ski goggles all year.

 

You know what scared 'em? The spectacle of law and order here. Risin' up out of the gravy and the mashed potatoes.

 

You betrayed the law!

 

I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better.

 

Go ahead, punk. Make my day.