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JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. heels1785

    heels1785 JCC/PT/New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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  2. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Yeah, well, your guest happens to be six-foot five, bright red, has a tail, and is government funded.
     
  3. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    If God wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there.
     
  4. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    My brother and sister Kandorians! He has come. Kneel before Kal-El.
     
  5. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be president?
     
  6. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Get off my plane!
     
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  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    And the quarterback is toast!
     
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  8. FRAGWAGON

    FRAGWAGON Jedi Master star 4

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    Miami, my friend, is not Cuba.
     
  9. Padawan Fangirl

    Padawan Fangirl Jedi Padawan star 3

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    "What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals."

    Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.
     
  10. Heavy Isotope

    Heavy Isotope Jedi Knight star 4

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    And you know what. I ended up getting that bunny after all.
     
  11. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Well, this just keeps getting better and better.
     
  12. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    I have a brain cloud.
     
  13. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Sean, if the Professor calls about that job, just tell him, sorry, I have to go see about a girl.
     
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  14. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    There isn't any rule that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree.
     
  15. Jedi Merkurian

    Jedi Merkurian New Films Thread Reaper and Rumor Naysayer star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!
     
  16. heels1785

    heels1785 JCC/PT/New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Uh...like thick mo-lasses.
     
  17. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    - I'll have to remove your eyes completely, and replace them with new ones.
    - I know that. But I want to keep the old ones.
    - Why?
    - Because my mother gave them to me.
     
  18. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Yes Mrs.Castorini I would LOVE some oatmeal!
     
  19. Padawan Fangirl

    Padawan Fangirl Jedi Padawan star 3

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    "And what are you, a sheep?"

    Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.
     
  20. Jedi Merkurian

    Jedi Merkurian New Films Thread Reaper and Rumor Naysayer star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I...am a librarian!
     
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  21. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I am not an animal!
     
  22. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    The sly bastard's thinking in Japanese, I can't understand his thoughts!
     
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  23. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    If he's still in there, he ain't happy.
     
  24. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Mr. Marks, by mandate of the District of Columbia Precrime Division, I'm placing you under arrest for the future murder of Sarah Marks and Donald Dubin that was to take place today, April 22 at 0800 hours and four minutes.
     
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  25. heels1785

    heels1785 JCC/PT/New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Krrrrrrrrrryptonite!