Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

If God wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there.

 

My brother and sister Kandorians! He has come. Kneel before Kal-El.

 

Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be president?

 

Get off my plane!

 

And the quarterback is toast!

 

Miami, my friend, is not Cuba.

 

"What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals."

Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.

 

And you know what. I ended up getting that bunny after all.

 

Well, this just keeps getting better and better.

 

I have a brain cloud.

 

Sean, if the Professor calls about that job, just tell him, sorry, I have to go see about a girl.

 

There isn't any rule that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree.

 

- I'll have to remove your eyes completely, and replace them with new ones.
- I know that. But I want to keep the old ones.
- Why?
- Because my mother gave them to me.

 

Yes Mrs.Castorini I would LOVE some oatmeal!

 

"And what are you, a sheep?"

Sent from my stupid little astro droid using TapaTalk 2.

 

I am not an animal!

 

The sly bastard's thinking in Japanese, I can't understand his thoughts!

 

If he's still in there, he ain't happy.

 

Mr. Marks, by mandate of the District of Columbia Precrime Division, I'm placing you under arrest for the future murder of Sarah Marks and Donald Dubin that was to take place today, April 22 at 0800 hours and four minutes.