JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. FRAGWAGON Force Ghost

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    What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk?
  2. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    First, take a big step back and literally **** YOUR OWN FACE!
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  3. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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  4. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    For true enlightenment there is nothing like... well, let's just say taking a shower while this large fellow with an attitude you couldn't knock down with a hammer, that keeps whispering in your ear: Oh nancy, Oh nancy. Now that was a lot of fun, thank you so very much John for putting me in there, thank you so very much for giving me an opportunity to get to know myself much better.
    Last edited by Violent Violet Menace, Feb 20, 2014
  5. Sarge Chosen One

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    You say this bird is flightless? Well, then, it's not going anywhere.
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  6. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

    [IMG]
    Last edited by Violent Violet Menace, Feb 21, 2014
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  7. heels1785 Community Moderator & JD Commish

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  8. FRAGWAGON Force Ghost

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    Say a prayer for Surf Boy. Wherever he is.
  9. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Lieutenant Dan you have no legs!
  10. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    You see the dilemma don't you. If you don't kill me, precogs were wrong and precrime is over. If you do kill me, you go away, but it proves the system works. The precogs were right. So, what are you going to do now? What's it worth? Just one more murder? You'll rot in hell with a halo, but people will still believe in precrime. All you have to do is kill me like they said you would. Except you know your own future, which means you can change it if you want to. You still have a choice Lamar. Like I did.
  11. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    " Mom, if you were in a German Scheisse video, you would tell me, right?"
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  12. dp4m Chosen One

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    Ivan take charge?
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  13. amidalachick Force Ghost

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    I'm not gonna make the "chhh" sound after I say stuff from now on.
  14. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    Ray! Ray! K-mart sucks.
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  15. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    "I have an Army." "We have a Hulk."
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  16. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    [IMG]

    It originally came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
    Last edited by Violent Violet Menace, Feb 21, 2014
  17. Sarge Chosen One

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  18. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    - Ah! At last we meet, my dreaded Veracosa! I am Kee-Man, of the Hanna Barbarians! I must vanquish thee from thine, therefore I am, I must!
    - I don't understand a word you're saying! What kind of language is that?
    - It is the tongue of my native land, Dyslexia!
    Last edited by Violent Violet Menace, Feb 22, 2014
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  19. DarthRelaxus Chosen One

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    I guess we found out his weakness: bullets.
  20. FRAGWAGON Force Ghost

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    You're all under arrest. Her Majesty's very touchy about having her subjects strangled.
  21. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    That was a stupid line. "There's more than meets the eye with you." Stupid.
  22. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
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  23. dp4m Chosen One

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  24. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Besides, you know a cautious fellow I am.
  25. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Now is not the time for fear! That comes later.