Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.
What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk?
First, take a big step back and literally **** YOUR OWN FACE!
Shut the **** up Donny.
For true enlightenment there is nothing like... well, let's just say taking a shower while this large fellow with an attitude you couldn't knock down with a hammer, that keeps whispering in your ear: Oh nancy, Oh nancy. Now that was a lot of fun, thank you so very much John for putting me in there, thank you so very much for giving me an opportunity to get to know myself much better.
You say this bird is flightless? Well, then, it's not going anywhere.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
This isn't a car.
Say a prayer for Surf Boy. Wherever he is.
Lieutenant Dan you have no legs!
You see the dilemma don't you. If you don't kill me, precogs were wrong and precrime is over. If you do kill me, you go away, but it proves the system works. The precogs were right. So, what are you going to do now? What's it worth? Just one more murder? You'll rot in hell with a halo, but people will still believe in precrime. All you have to do is kill me like they said you would. Except you know your own future, which means you can change it if you want to. You still have a choice Lamar. Like I did.
" Mom, if you were in a German Scheisse video, you would tell me, right?"
Ivan take charge?
I'm not gonna make the "chhh" sound after I say stuff from now on.
Ray! Ray! K-mart sucks.
"I have an Army." "We have a Hulk."
It originally came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
Talk to me, Goose.
- Ah! At last we meet, my dreaded Veracosa! I am Kee-Man, of the Hanna Barbarians! I must vanquish thee from thine, therefore I am, I must!
- I don't understand a word you're saying! What kind of language is that?
- It is the tongue of my native land, Dyslexia!
I guess we found out his weakness: bullets.
You're all under arrest. Her Majesty's very touchy about having her subjects strangled.
That was a stupid line. "There's more than meets the eye with you." Stupid.
Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
Besides, you know a cautious fellow I am.
Now is not the time for fear! That comes later.