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JCC ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jan 26, 2014.

  1. FRAGWAGON

    FRAGWAGON Jedi Master star 4

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    What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk?
     
  2. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    First, take a big step back and literally **** YOUR OWN FACE!
     
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  3. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Shut the **** up Donny.
     
  4. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    For true enlightenment there is nothing like... well, let's just say taking a shower while this large fellow with an attitude you couldn't knock down with a hammer, that keeps whispering in your ear: Oh nancy, Oh nancy. Now that was a lot of fun, thank you so very much John for putting me in there, thank you so very much for giving me an opportunity to get to know myself much better.
     
  5. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    You say this bird is flightless? Well, then, it's not going anywhere.
     
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  6. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. heels1785

    heels1785 JCC/PT/New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    This isn't a car.
     
  8. FRAGWAGON

    FRAGWAGON Jedi Master star 4

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    Say a prayer for Surf Boy. Wherever he is.
     
  9. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Lieutenant Dan you have no legs!
     
  10. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    You see the dilemma don't you. If you don't kill me, precogs were wrong and precrime is over. If you do kill me, you go away, but it proves the system works. The precogs were right. So, what are you going to do now? What's it worth? Just one more murder? You'll rot in hell with a halo, but people will still believe in precrime. All you have to do is kill me like they said you would. Except you know your own future, which means you can change it if you want to. You still have a choice Lamar. Like I did.
     
  11. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    " Mom, if you were in a German Scheisse video, you would tell me, right?"
     
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  12. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    Ivan take charge?
     
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  13. amidalachick

    amidalachick Jedi Master star 5

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    I'm not gonna make the "chhh" sound after I say stuff from now on.
     
  14. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Ray! Ray! K-mart sucks.
     
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  15. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Apr 27, 2005
    "I have an Army." "We have a Hulk."
     
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  16. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    [​IMG]

    It originally came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
     
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  17. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    Talk to me, Goose.
     
  18. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    - Ah! At last we meet, my dreaded Veracosa! I am Kee-Man, of the Hanna Barbarians! I must vanquish thee from thine, therefore I am, I must!
    - I don't understand a word you're saying! What kind of language is that?
    - It is the tongue of my native land, Dyslexia!
     
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  19. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I guess we found out his weakness: bullets.
     
  20. FRAGWAGON

    FRAGWAGON Jedi Master star 4

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    You're all under arrest. Her Majesty's very touchy about having her subjects strangled.
     
  21. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    That was a stupid line. "There's more than meets the eye with you." Stupid.
     
  22. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
     
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  23. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    And then?
     
  24. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Besides, you know a cautious fellow I am.
     
  25. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Now is not the time for fear! That comes later.
     
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